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#1
this has to be the worst thread ever made, but i just whacked my toe on the edge of the coffee table and i'm close to tears lol. jesus i've broken my arm and it didn't hurt as much. isn't it funny that the big injuries sometimes won't hurt as much as a mm long paper cut? opinions
#2
Walk it off.
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Try doing the same thing with an ingrown toenail.

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#7
Theres a weirdly built bookcase near one of the doors in my dining room and it's got a little ledge round the bottom and I ALWAYS stub my toe on it.

Can't say I've broken anything though.
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#8
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Try doing the same thing with an ingrown toenail.


Had 2 of those cut out. ****ing ouch.

mine was so infected it took 4 shots to numb it all the way. that's how thick the infection was.


at least i didn't need my toe amputated like Al Jorgenson!
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Try doing the same thing with an ingrown toenail.


Bottle of Jack and a switchblade can sort that out, pussy.
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Rice
Rest
Ice
Compression
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Toe Pain Gone!




Yes, I'm sure rice will make all the pain go away? Or maybe the rice has magical healing properties. Or it's actually drugged rice that'll put him to sleep so he can't feel the pain anymore. Who knows?
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Yes, I'm sure rice will make all the pain go away? Or maybe the rice has magical healing properties. Or it's actually drugged rice that'll put him to sleep so he can't feel the pain anymore. Who knows?

Look at the first letters of each of the next 4 words.


And if you, TS, think that simple injuries hurt more, ask Necrolust about his worst injury ever.

I think that would hurt a fuckload more than a simple stubbed toe.
#15
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Bottle of Jack and a switchblade can sort that out, pussy.

Not when you've had them for over a year.....<_<

The pain itself never really bothers me (until they get jammed into something), and I haven't had health insurance to be able to fix them for over two years, until recently, so I'm getting them fixed in a few weeks, though.
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Yes, I'm sure rice will make all the pain go away? Or maybe the rice has magical healing properties. Or it's actually drugged rice that'll put him to sleep so he can't feel the pain anymore. Who knows?


what if hes a bird?
then he'll explode!
that'll learn him for being a bird
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I did that and ended up breaking my toe. it was fun!
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Look at the first letters of each of the next 4 words.


And if you, TS, think that simple injuries hurt more, ask Necrolust about his worst injury ever.

I think that would hurt a fuckload more than a simple stubbed toe.
nah, 2 lazy, u tell me
#19
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I've pulled both of my hamstrings. And I'm a runner.
Bye-bye any hopes of a running career.

i'm a runner also and i have rip, 2 ligament and pull a tendon.
i still run. just rest alot if were you got hurt starts to hurt rest.
#20
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what if hes a bird?
then he'll explode!
that'll learn him for being a bird


That was the most pointless, random, and amusing thing I've heard all day.
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nah, 2 lazy, u tell me

He got stabbed or something, but they had to keep him conscious and off anesthesia while they had to break open his ribs to take pressure off the wound.

I'm pretty sure that's the jist of it.
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what if hes a bird?
then he'll explode!
that'll learn him for being a bird


#24
Quote by synpet713192
He got stabbed or something, but they had to keep him conscious and off anesthesia while they had to break open his ribs to take pressure off the wound.

I'm pretty sure that's the jist of it.
ah ****. that'd suck.
#25
I've broken my arm three times and burst a hole in my gut once. Merely ripping a fingernail off was far more painful, strangely. There are a lot more nerves at the ends of your fingers and toes.
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i never new it was a test
i was just saying its bad to be a bird and eat rice
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#27
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i'm a runner also and i have rip, 2 ligament and pull a tendon.
i still run. just rest alot if were you got hurt starts to hurt rest.

See my problem is I'm a sprinter.
Anytime I get up to a sprint, i kind of feel a twinge in either of them and then think "oh shit I'm gonna pull something again".
Every single time.
I don't think I'll ever be able to run competitively again.
#28
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this has to be the worst thread ever made, but i just whacked my toe on the edge of the coffee table and i'm close to tears lol. jesus i've broken my arm and it didn't hurt as much. isn't it funny that the big injuries sometimes won't hurt as much as a mm long paper cut? opinions


I did that about 3 weeks ago, and my toe is still purple. Damn you vile doorframe!! (Say it like Stewie)
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i never new it was a test
i was just saying its bad to be a bird and eat rice
eh, alright i'll let you off
#30
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eh, alright i'll let you off


thank you so much

and on the subject of this thread
i have an ingrown toenail
i play soccer and whenever i kick the ball it pisses out blood
like getting stabbed in the toe
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thank you so much

and on the subject of this thread
i have an ingrown toenail
i play soccer and whenever i kick the ball it pisses out blood
like getting stabbed in the toe
you fail again for playing soccer damn your not doing too well
#32
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you fail again for playing soccer damn your not doing too well


Don't diss soccer. That's just dumb.
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#33
soccer is a great game
i dont fail at all
i think you just dont like me
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#34
yeah alrighty, lets get this back on track. anyway, the pain is gone now thank god.
#35
Quote by me_llamo_juan
See my problem is I'm a sprinter.
Anytime I get up to a sprint, i kind of feel a twinge in either of them and then think "oh shit I'm gonna pull something again".
Every single time.
I don't think I'll ever be able to run competitively again.

i'm a sprinter also maybe talking to a docter or something. sometime they will have exercises or streches that you could do.
#36
Quote by loc66sic
thank you so much

and on the subject of this thread
i have an ingrown toenail
i play soccer and whenever i kick the ball it pisses out blood
like getting stabbed in the toe

You're not suppsoed to kick the ball with your toes
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#37
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Rice
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation
Toe Pain Gone!

hell yeah!!
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this has to be the worst thread ever made, but i just whacked my toe on the edge of the coffee table and i'm close to tears lol. jesus i've broken my arm and it didn't hurt as much. isn't it funny that the big injuries sometimes won't hurt as much as a mm long paper cut? opinions


a couple hours ago i just slammed my foot at the bottom of the stair case, it does hurt!
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