#1
k so I just started working at the GAP, not as bad as it sounds. but yeah so today I was working in the dressing rooms, and there were these 2 chicks trying on bakinis. one of them was decent looking the other was freakin hot as fuck.
so they were talking
hot one "I don't really like this one"
decent one "why not"
h.o. "It's WAAAYYY to revealing"(this is where the convo. caught my attention)
d.o. "well let me see"(I get pretty excited at this point thinking she gonna come out of the room in it)
h.o. " heck no its way to revealing"(and now I cried inside)

anybody else have some experiences like this?
Gear:
Hagstrom Viking cherry
Crate B15 bass amp
Squier SQ MB-5 5-String Bass
Epi Valve Junior head
Russian Muff
FAB Chorus

I HAVE THE RED PUBIS
#2
Quote by dustinrhocks4
k so I just started working at the GAP, not as bad as it sounds. but yeah so today I was working in the dressing rooms, and there were these 2 chicks trying on bakinis. one of them was decent looking the other was freakin hot as fuck.
so they were talking
hot one "I don't really like this one"
decent one "why not"
h.o. "It's WAAAYYY to revealing"(this is where the convo. caught my attention)
d.o. "well let me see"(I get pretty excited at this point thinking she gonna come out of the room in it)
h.o. " heck no its way to revealing"(and now I cried inside)

anybody else have some experiences like this?

When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#7
Quote by Masamune

but there was one day at work where this lady got a gigantic lollipop and spanked me.
it was awkward


how come she charges me?
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#10
and my brother had a german girl try and talk him into going back to germany with her.
Gear:
Hagstrom Viking cherry
Crate B15 bass amp
Squier SQ MB-5 5-String Bass
Epi Valve Junior head
Russian Muff
FAB Chorus

I HAVE THE RED PUBIS
#12
Quote by ShaunDiel
I hid in the ceiling tiles at American Eagle with my night vision goggles on and saw some girl try on socks.



hahahaha
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Last edited by Deep*Kick at Mar 23, 2008,
#13
Quote by CowboyUp
I worked for ten hours with no break

noob, my mate worked for 13 hours with an hour break, and no penalty rates for public holiday.
#14
Ok boys i have this new dang-fangled thing for you to try. its called PORN. and it comes in video and magazine form, im 14 and i have a stack that is my height in mags, and dvds going up to my knees, im sure you older people could amazingly FIND some. lol
#15
Quote by Jacksta
Ok boys i have this new dang-fangled thing for you to try. its called PORN. and it comes in video and magazine form, im 14 and i have a stack that is my height in mags, and dvds going up to my knees, im sure you older people could amazingly FIND some. lol

I lol'd.
Oh wait, no I didn't.
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Somehow; I thought it would be a better idea to show the bus driver my dick instead of my bus pass.
#16
i was working on highrise appartments inner city putting up a large tv dish and in the middle of the tennis court on the roof of a hotel next to us a chick was giving a guy a blowjob...