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So, I think I sent one of the most embarrassing, accidental, text messages ever tonight.

My mom was supposed to get off work at 10:00, and it takes her about an hour to get home, since her job is a bit of a ways away. Well, it was 11:20, and I was thinking that maybe she just decided to crash at her boyfriend's house, since it was so late.

So I sent her a text message that said, what I thought was, "Are you coming home?".

Well, she just got home, and she comes into the computer room laughing, and shows me text message.

It says, "Are you coming good?"




I use the T9 texting format on my phone, and, if you know T9, sometimes it doesn't come up with the proper word, and you have to scroll through a few before you get to your desired word.

And it just so happened "good" was the word RIGHT BEFORE "home".

-_-


So, anyone else have similar stories?
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#2
Slef pwnage at it's finest


Well in danish we have nogen(somebody) and nøgen (naked)

So you can guess where that leads
#4
There used to be a pretty large thread about mis-sent texts.

I can't remember who it was by, though...
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#5
DoomSentinel: I like it because it's a little more convenient, and it was taking forever to send one text.

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Well in danish we have nogen(somebody) and nøgen (naked)

So you can guess where that leads



I can only imagine.
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#7
my friend was getting a new dog the same day as my dad was getting his new dog, so my dad text's me 'got the new dog' and sends a photo. i thought it was my friend because neither of them were in my adress book, so a phone number just shows up. anyway i send back "i will say this only once: have sex with it" ten minutes later i get a call from my dad saying wtf, so i explain that i thought he was my friend, he understood luckily
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ha why did yuo send her the star trek pic tho

i dont get it?


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#9
it happens when you use T9, you just have to proof read your text before you send it.
#10
One of my friends got really drunk and sent me a text saying he was bisexual.....I ribbed him about it the next day.
#11
lol^ mixing up contacts is hilarious. like sending texts to the person the text is about...
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#12
My friend and this other dude joke around on texts all the time, and he sent her something about getting a huge blowjob from her. Of course, her dad read it. Now this is a pretty big dude, he worked as a bouncer in New Orleans for like 5 years

The dude who sent the message is basically going to get his ass kicked if he ever gets near her. It's hysterical.
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thanks for me not having to look something like this up

i dont text, but that was great ... if i did text im sure i'd pwn myself a lot worse somehow
#14
wow... nice
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I hate T9
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#16
ive mentioned this in a similar thread before, but its so priceless, it deserves mentioning again. my friend was attempting to piss and text his sister at the same time. he focused to much on pissing and not enough on his phone. he wound up somehow taking a picture of his penis and sending it to his sister without realizing. she was pissed when she got home.
#18
one time at my friend's house we were screwing around and one friend took a picture of the other's butt (fully clothed) and sent it to a bunch of people, later he was talking to one of them on the phone and he asked them about the picture, turns out they never got it, so after he gets off the phone he looks at his sent, and he sent it to his mom (the girls name was Molly)
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#19
I hate how T9 always says "of" when I'm trying to say "me". It's not really embarrassing, but the way that switches around the sentence just makes pure confusion.
#20
Your mom understands the double entendre that is 'coming'
She also can text
She works until 10:00 PM
She has a 'boyfriend'

People draw your own conclusions

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#21
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Your mom understands the double entendre that is 'coming'
She also can text
She works until 10:00 PM
She has a 'boyfriend'

People draw your own conclusions

Hardy har har.

My mom's a whore.

We get it.


But, really, she works at Lowe's, and had to stay late to close up.
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I hate how T9 always says "of" when I'm trying to say "me". It's not really embarrassing, but the way that switches around the sentence just makes pure confusion.


I hate how it says "me" when I'm trying to say "of".

And my T9 has a bunch of words in it that aren't even real words but it puts those words in the message first instead of real words.
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#23
Predictive text is horrible, I've never used it.
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#24
Quote by fallenangel20
Hardy har har.

My mom's a whore.

We get it.

But, really, she works at Lowe's, and had to stay late to close up.

Okay good I was hoping the sarcasm transferred. I read it after I posted it and wondered if you'd get mad.

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I hate how it says "me" when I'm trying to say "of".

And my T9 has a bunch of words in it that aren't even real words but it puts those words in the message first instead of real words.

True.

I know whem I'm trying to type in "just", I'll put in the first three letters and it will come up as "L8r". o_O When was that even a viable word?

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Okay good I was hoping the sarcasm transferred. I read it after I posted it and wondered if you'd get mad.

Nah, I don't take offense to stuff like that.

No worries.
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#27
I once text my drama teacher asking her when she was coming round to my friend's house for a party. She text back telling me she thought I was a little young for that sort of thing.
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LOL nice im sure she understood though once you showed her
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#29
To everyone with that really annoying problem where it has made up words that it puts before proper ones....

It only should do that with words that you have added, but even if it doesn't, you should be able to edit the dictionary and remove them....


And I have texted the person I wrote the text about, meaning to send it to a mate that knew the situation I was in....

She was pissed at me for a while once she understood what was going on....
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T9 is worthless. I do my texts letter by letter.

T9 > abc

on Sony Ericssons that is....
#31
i went to the local show (what i think is usually called wa fair) aryhoo my mate and i had heaps of coke (cola), sherbet and really fast rides. So we were off our faces so i got dared to send a friend of ours a message of umm... "questionable" content.

It was "Interesting" seeing him at school on moday.
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i went to the local show (what i think is usually called wa fair) aryhoo my mate and i had heaps of coke (cola), sherbet and really fast rides. So we were off our faces so i got dared to send a friend of ours a message of umm... "questionable" content.

It was "Interesting" seeing him at school on moday.


Lol what did the message say?

Also was this at the Royal Show?
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Lol what did the message say?

Also was this at the Royal Show?



umm i only vaugely remember that it include the words "rub", "inside" and "sweaty"


nah this was our local show.
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#35
The worst I've done is write a huge text to someone apologising for an argument, and how I was worried about him etc etc, only to send it to a bloody UGer with the same name >.<

More a waste of credit than embarrassment.
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#36
Well I gave up on T9/Dictionary/Auto-Spell etc. because it just annoys me, I end up with igloo a lot of the time for some reason, now why on earth would I want to talk to someone about an igloo? And also I tried to write from Zac on my mums phone and ended up getting "from wacky?"

So thats why my phone never has dictionary on.
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The worst I've done is write a huge text to someone apologising for an argument, and how I was worried about him etc etc, only to send it to a bloody UGer with the same name >.<

More a waste of credit than embarrassment.


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#39
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I use the T9 texting format on my phone, and, if you know T9, sometimes it doesn't come up with the proper word, and you have to scroll through a few before you get to your desired word.

And it just so happened "good" was the word RIGHT BEFORE "home".


ive done that a few times, more than often it just dosent make sense to who's reading it, but every so often, i ends up in messages like this.

When i try to type 'bad' the first word to appear is 'ace'

and my friend was telling me of how his gf cheated on him, and i said 'dude thats ace'

he didnt believe me that i meant bad, and he is now no longer friends with me
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When i try typing my friends name it comes up as 'sperm'
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