#7
im pretty sure its in the rules, you have to be naked while in the pit

way to finally start doing things right.
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#8
NO I'LL GET AIDS


...


:cries:
Quote by killbox2490
Once at chruch, I was at a group thing so I was laying down on the couch then all of a sudden some girl goes up to me starts rubbing my shoe ferociousely and goes " I want sex"......
#10
Wow..... Just wow..
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#11
I like to think everyone on UG is naked.

I sure am.
O.o

Lets have a sexy partay!


Quote by R_U_READY?
brutal cabbage you sire are, in all sense of the word, a LEGEND no abbreviation can portray the hilarity of what u hav bequeathed to us, i love you for this


I am loved!
#12
iv been naked for the last 13 hrs....why did i take that blue thingy?

and wats with the big orange glaring at me!
#13
Quote by purplebeat
iv been naked for the last 13 hrs....why did i take that blue thingy?

and wats with the big orange glaring at me!


There is no thread!
#18
holy ****

nudity!
Team Orange

Quote by Ehh
You calling your parents assholes because they wouldn't buy you a phone with a camera? Maybe you deserve to have picks on your nips.
#19
Quote by 20cdndollars
*removes Rush5757's pants*

*Winks*

<.<

>.>



i like where this is going




room 323, midnight. don't make me wait
#22
wat?

I thought being naked was a requirement for posting??

*puts on underwear, feeling humilitated in front of his cat*
#23
Quote by curtis15
wat?

I thought being naked was a requirement for posting??

*puts on underwear, feeling humilitated in front of his cat*


*takes it off again*

Meet me and Rush5757 in 323 at midnight.
#24
yeah, the whole different time zones thing is gonna be a bitch. It's 9:35 where I am. hmm. i guess your just gonna cum 3 hours early every time.. and i won't be there to swallow it.


ok, this is starting to get weird
#25
Quote by rush5757
yeah, the whole different time zones thing is gonna be a bitch. It's 9:35 where I am. hmm. i guess your just gonna cum 3 hours early every time.. and i won't be there to swallow it.


ok, this is starting to get weird



Yeah, just a bit.


So PM me about it


Seriously though, we should stop.
#27
oh god i remember i made a minesweeper appreciation thread once.
good stuff.


but not as good as the taste of 20cdndollars' balls in the morning.


ok i swear i'm done now
#29
Quote by rush5757
oh god i remember i made a minesweeper appreciation thread once.
good stuff.


but not as good as the taste of 20cdndollars' balls in the morning.


ok i swear i'm done now


LMAO

I think I might sig that.
#30


I finally got sigged, but for all the wrong reasons




edit: is it just me, or does that look like a penis /\ ?
#31
Quote by rush5757


I finally got sigged, but for all the wrong reasons



pfft. I'm Feb. 08er(I think) And i've been sigged twice (that I know of)
#32
well, I dunno bout all of you, but I sure am enjoying the breeze.
BACK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
#33
Quote by 20cdndollars
pfft. I'm Feb. 08er(I think) And i've been sigged twice (that I know of)

I wish I knew how many times I've been sigged....probably only 3 times since I've been here...
BACK LIKE A HEART ATTACK