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#4
The fact that they dont have them.

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#5
youll never know until you lick it... and yours doesnt count btw
#7
you tell me, ho
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#12
I think it's that they actually want to be astronauts, and they think that penises are really cool because they look like rocket ships and want them.

It's a flawed theory, I know, but I'm working on it.
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#13
i asked my girlfriend this, and she didnt know

then she tried to name it.............at which point i was like no
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#18
I like them in my butthole.
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#19
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Contrary to popular belief, this analogy fails:

Girls : Penises :: Guys : Boobs



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#21
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douche

or dousche however the **** you spell it
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#23
ummmmm maybe its the fact that sex feels good....or maybe its genetically encoded....or reinforced by society.......or maybe its the person its attached to......all these work
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#24
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They're fucking awesome. I love penises.


Actually, I don't like penises that much. They're just kind of...there.
#25
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Boys like big tits, girls like big penises, thats all...

lucky for me my monitor is a 42" lcd screen, ur post is about a foot and a half across
#26
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i thought u were banned for calling the mods penise heads......i guess not

Different person.
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#27
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Actually, I don't like penises that much. They're just kind of...there[/].


you have a good point. a lot of girls i know dont like penises. they think theyre ugly/disgusting. (no...they arent lesbians)
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#28
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you have a good point. a lot of girls i know dont like penises. they think theyre ugly/disgusting. (no...they arent lesbians)

I don't think that they're disgusting, necessarily, but I'm not like OMGZ PENIS all the time, either.
But, I mean, if it's there, might as well utilize it.
#29
Orgasim, "action" ect....
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#30
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I don't think that they're disgusting, necessarily, but I'm not like OMGZ PENIS all the time, either.
But, I mean, if it's there, might as well utilize it.


hahaha....hmmm...so you busy in 10 minutes? jk
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#31
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so you busy in 10 minutes?

Problem getting it up, huh?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#33
obvious troll is obvious, I'll ask my friend ashleigh though, she's the biggest slut I know (no sexings from her, I would never put my penis in that tea cup)
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#34
Quote by NorfIrIon
I think it's that they actually want to be astronauts, and they think that penises are really cool because they look like rocket ships and want them.

It's a flawed theory, I know, but I'm working on it.
Definitely work on that.

Any theory that involves penises, rocket ships, and astronauts has great potential.
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#35
actually me and my girlfriend have had conversings about this very matter. i know she cant speak for they're entire civilization, but she claims and i qoute "its warm, hard, fun to play with, and its attached to you." so i ask you UG. do you like my penis because its warm, hard, oh so damned fun to play with, and because its attached to me? if so please call 336-351-3421 and ask for Collin. i promise, phone sexings will occure.
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#36
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Problem getting it up, huh?


nope....waiting for my gf to leave. jk not really.
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#38
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nope....waiting for my gf to leave. jk not really.

Damn, you had me fooled until I read that last bit. I had figured your girlfriend was sitting next to your computer as you posted a thread asking why girls like penises into a guitar forum. But then I read the second part "jk not really." Ha! Boy did I look like a fool, with awe and surprise staining my face, not to depart for many moons! HA!
#39
Quote by p o e
actually me and my girlfriend have had conversings about this very matter. i know she cant speak for they're entire civilization, but she claims and i qoute "its warm, hard, fun to play with, and its attached to you." so i ask you UG. do you like my penis because its warm, hard, oh so damned fun to play with, and because its attached to me? if so please call 336-351-3421 and ask for Collin. i promise, phone sexings will occure.

I'm calling now. You better answer your phone.


...You son of a bitch. No answer? What the hell?
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#40
Quote by rush5757
Damn, you had me fooled until I read that last bit. I had figured your girlfriend was sitting next to your computer as you posted a thread asking why girls like penises into a guitar forum. But then I read the second part "jk not really." Ha! Boy did I look like a fool, with awe and surprise staining my face, not to depart for many moons! HA!



haha

Well done, good sir
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