#1
Today, my sister decided she would take my brother, his girlfriend and I all shopping for new clothes for me and my brother (for some reason she wanted us to look like scene kids and now, at 4:47 AM I'm sitting in yellow plaid and tight pants). She's low on gas, so we stop at the station and she gets out of the car to fill up the tank. As she's outside, this truck (looks like this car from GTA San Andreas) pulls up to the convenience store behind the pumps and out comes a guy, probably around 16 or 17, dressed in stereotypical wigger clothing - big black hat with the rim backwards, really really long black shirt that almost reached his knees and his shorts sagging so they almost touched his shoes.

He was walking to the door and then out of the driver seat I see his dad, who looks pretty much like a redneck. As I saw him, that was the first thought in my mind.

So I turned to my brother and said "look at that guy, he's all like 'yo yo yo negro!' and his dad is like 'yeehaw!'". And then the guy stepped out of the car and had ONE ****ING ARM. My brother got extremely angry at me because of it, and I honestly had no idea until after I said what I said that he only had one arm.

It happened around 15 or 16 hours ago and I still feel like a dick.

TL;DR:
- I made fun of a guy without an arm
- I'm in tight pants and plaid

now commence making fun of me and share similar stories of being a dick like this.
#4
It's hardly your fault if you didn't see he had one arm is it? And even if you did, fck it, just cause they're missing an arm doesn't mean you're not allowed to say they look like a twat for the clothes they wear
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#6
it's not that bad...
there's worst...


think of all the baby-dicked men you've unknowingly insulted....


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It's hardly your fault if you didn't see he had one arm is it? And even if you did, fck it, just cause they're missing an arm doesn't mean you're not allowed to say they look like a twat for the clothes they wear


^ pretty much, yeah
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#8
Maybe he got his arm blown off in a gang fight? That would warrant a step up from wigga.
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#9
Yeah, I hate it when i say something bad then I realize how much worse it is.

And what the hell does tl;dr mean?
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#10
thats nothing dude... just cop your brother in the mouth and why the fuck would you wear yellow tight pants?
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Yeah, I hate it when i say something bad then I realize how much worse it is.

And what the hell does tl;dr mean?


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#13
why are you shopping for clothes at 4 in the morning?
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#14
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at 4:47 AM I'm sitting in yellow plaid and tight pants


yellow pantshaha

well, it wasn´t that bad as you didn´t know he had just one arm and the irony seeing the "yo yo guy" with his redneck "they took r joobs" dad is just great
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#15
so what? you wanna treat him differently cause he has one arm? fvck that, give him **** either way.
#16
You werent exactly taking the piss out of him for having one arm though, so its not that bad.
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#19
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TL;DR:
- I made fun of a guy without an arm
- I'm in tight pants and plaid

now commence making fun of me and share similar stories of being a dick like this.


You need to review your priorities in life; yellow and plaid tight clothing? That's far worse than mocking someone who is disabled, which wasn't what you were mocking as you were not aware of it, correct?

Seems like your brother is the worst one here, he'd of had a great time mocking the rednecks if they weren't disabled; double standards?
#20
Don't be such a nancy boy...

People with one arm are people too.
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#22
im with the guy above me .

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#23
You should have asked him if he played guitar.
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#24
Wouldnt having one arm make him look more like a redneck?
also he'd be pretty 'armless even if he did hear you!
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#25
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BUT COME ON!! She was 17!
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#27
what the hell? i would have made the same exact joke you did, whether or not i noticed the missing arm. i love racial and stereotypical humor. the irony of a redneck raising a wigger. i make fun of emo kids and asians.. and i'm asian with emo hair. you werent making fun of the missing arm, anyway. your brother has no sense of humor.
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