#3
Figure it out later.
Quote by Kensai
I know a good joke:

Women's rights.
Quote by Chubbychunks
I know a good joke:

Kensai's life.
#4
The cure is known as maturity, good luck with that, damned if i can sit 6 minutes of guitar theory
God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed.
#5
Quote by Dimebag Dave
Figure it out later.

Beaten to it.

"I could answer your procrastination problem, but I can't be bothered right now."

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
Quote by Blackvelvet
Help me pit monkeys! I cant concentrate on anything! I used to have the attention span a several hours but now its lucky if its 10 minutes. Anyone know a cure/cause/how to get rid of that cause? Damn you hormones!


That's not procrastination.

Procrastination is.......


fuck it, look it up yourself.
#9
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation... You only realise you just fucked yourself later...

There is no cure. I suffer from it but I still manage to study 6 - 8 hrs a day for my degree.... And get a first with the "I cant be bothered but I ll do it anyway" attitude.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#10
The Internet is the reason for my procrastination habit.

Damn you Internet!
Quote by denizenz
Cute in English is the same as grim and frostbitten in Nordic.

Gear:
Washburn T14 B
Laney RB-1
#12
doesnt matter

you have an awesome avatar

just forget about everything else
hahahaha
you will in a second because you cant concentrate on shit!
LTD M-100FM
THE BEEST!
Last edited by loc66sic at Mar 23, 2008,
#13
I have the attention span of a small rodent.

Just make yourself do whatever you're procrastinating. You may not want to, but you definatly should.

EDIT:

Quote by soulflyV
That's not procrastination.

Procrastination is.......


fuck it, look it up yourself.


that's not procrastination either. that's being lazy.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#14
did he say it was though?

<_<

>_>

*awaits philisophical debate, then remembers it's the pit. walks out*
#15
ITT: **** procrastination jokes.


Also, just suck it up. It's the only way, I'm afraid. Procrastination is one of those pits it's VERY hard to get out of. Like this one.
#16
get a real dad who knows how to hit you
Quote by Sir-Shoelace
manliest string guage? barbed wire.

Founder Of the UG Slide Player's Guild, PM me If You're Really Feelin' Dem Blues

THE PIT
"better than your average psychiatrist"
#18
Quote by AlecMag
I have the attention span of a small rodent.

Just make yourself do whatever you're procrastinating. You may not want to, but you definatly should.

EDIT:


that's not procrastination either. that's being lazy.


I know. Its a blessing and a curse.

But TS isn't really procrastinating, he just has a short attention span.
#20
Quote by shredmeiser101
get a real dad who knows how to hit you

only from someone with a unabomber avater
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#21
Quote by About 2 Snap
The Internet is the reason for my procrastination habit.

Damn you Internet!



Oh yes, the internet is the devil's lovechild.

BTW your sig says the truth
#22
Without UG half of my procrastination problems wouldn't be here.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#23
A good beating followed by a loud voiced "Get to work, asshole!".
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#24
Pure balls is the only cure...

ask in yer local pharmacy.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void