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...with my friend, when a man from the NHS saw us and decided to talk to us about sexually transmitted infections. Not something that happens all that frequently, but I give the guy kudos for talking to strangers about a sensitive topic that needs to be talked about.

Anyway...
He was offering free chlamydia tests, and so I imagine he approached us because we're young guys (17). Now, my friend declined the offer as he already took part in one a while back. Myself on the other hand, didn't need one, COZ AH IZ A VIRGIN LOLZ.

After he talked about it for a while, I just said "It's alright mate, I'm not sexually active", and this is when something wierd happened.

He did a big WTF face and said "RREEEAAALLYY??!!11!".
:/

So, do people now expect all 17 year olds to be sexually active? Why did the guy seem so surprised? Was I just so god damn good looking, he couldn't understand why I hadn't had sex yet?

I vote the latter. =]

Discuss.

Anything similar happened to you guys?
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#2
no CUZ IR NAWT A VRIGEEN!111 :/ naw i am
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#4
We get loads of free chlamydia tests at college, but all they're ever used for throwing at people. No-one ever taught us about STIs and stuff, all we got told was condoms = good, no condom = visit to The Jeremy Kyle Show

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#6
I sometimes line up for things for no reason so i can stand close to girls.
#8
He just wanted to touch your willie. A very original approach I must add.
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#9
^noted
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#10
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He just wanted to touch your willie. A very original approach I must add.


The trick is to connect with the youths, gain the confidence and show them you're a cool guy before inviting them back to your place for some rapedrugs and willytouching, right?
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The trick is to connect with the youths, gain the confidence and show them you're a cool guy before inviting them back to your place for some rapedrugs and willytouching, right?

If that works for you who am I to argue. I just hand out money.
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If that works for you who am I to argue. I just hand out money.


Yes... it worked on me


@TS: Maybe the guy was just being sarcastic?
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#16
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I sometimes line up for things for no reason so i can stand close to girls.


lol. I like your username.
#17
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Yes... it worked on me


@TS: Maybe the guy was just being sarcastic?

The money part?
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I wish I got free chlamydia tests
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#19
Maybe he thought u were too Hotzdude to be a virgin.
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#20
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The money part?


All of them

Nah. There was a paedo around here that wanted to get with the kids, but I bluntly told him no, even though he offered $50. I gave him my friend's phonenumber, though.
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#21
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I wish I got free chlamydia tests

Pull up a chair and have a seat.

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All of them

Nah. There was a paedo around here that wanted to get with the kids, but I bluntly told him no, even though he offered $50. I gave him my friend's phonenumber, though.


You're a nice guy. Did your friend share his $50.00 with you?
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#22
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im 15 and when i tell people im not a virgin i get the WTF look lol


lol u must be a bad liar
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#24
The reason he looked so surprised is because he was sarcastically mocking you.
Of course you're not sexually active.
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#25
I'm at Uni in Newcastle and some guy going on about Chlamydia was hanging about my halls.
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I'm at Uni in Newcastle and some guy going on about Chlamydia was hanging about my balls.

Fixed.
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#27
Virginity like a ballon. One prick then its all gone


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#28
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Virginity like a ballon. One prick then its all gone

Unless it's a helium baloon, then that sort of just symbolises rape.
Edit: Why did I say that, that makes no sense whatsoever

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Damn this hangover.

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#29
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Unless it's a helium baloon, then that sort of just symbolises rape.


Fair point
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#30
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im 15 and when i tell people im not a virgin i get the WTF look lol


WTF you're not a virgin !?
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#31
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Did you reply

*YA RLY PIC*

?

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Not at the time, but about 3 minutes afterwards, I realised the opportunity I'd missed and me and my friend had a laugh thinking about all the possible comebacks, including YA RLY....NO WAI!


@ others: He was definetely not being sarcastic. He had a heavy European sounding accent and the tone in his voice was pretty clear.

Wait, he was a rapist wasn't he? =[
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#32
maybe he thaught you were older than you are?
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#33
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maybe he thaught you were older than you are?

Doubt it. My friend could get away for being 17+, but I don't think I could.
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#36
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...with my friend, when a man from the NHS saw us and decided to talk to us about sexually transmitted infections. Not something that happens all that frequently, but I give the guy kudos for talking to strangers about a sensitive topic that needs to be talked about.

Anyway...
He was offering free chlamydia tests, and so I imagine he approached us because we're young guys (17). Now, my friend declined the offer as he already took part in one a while back. Myself on the other hand, didn't need one, COZ AH IZ A VIRGIN LOLZ.

After he talked about it for a while, I just said "It's alright mate, I'm not sexually active", and this is when something wierd happened.

He did a big WTF face and said "RREEEAAALLYY??!!11!".
:/

So, do people now expect all 17 year olds to be sexually active? Why did the guy seem so surprised? Was I just so god damn good looking, he couldn't understand why I hadn't had sex yet?

I vote the latter. =]

Discuss.

Anything similar happened to you guys?


Common knowledge that everyone in the pit is a virgin, silly place to ask

But seriously, nowadays if your not sexualy active at 8 years old, your considered a freak...
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#37
Aww I want free chlamydia tests too. I like getting free stuff
#38
People are not really surprise anymore how young sexually-active people are but that sort of gives them the idea that everybody is sexually-active.

But hey, maybe he just really thought all girls let you bang them.
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#39
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People are not really surprise anymore how young sexually-active people are but that sort of gives them the idea that everybody is sexually-active.

But hey, maybe he just really thought all girls let you bang them.

Maybe he thinks everyone has access to chloroform like he does.
#40
Some girl was like that, i was chatting and my mate says "He's a virgin" and she was like ZOMG REeeeEEEALLY??!!


Kinda a compliment if you ask me
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