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#1
Okay, my dad lost his wallet and so he thought it would be a good idea to search my room for it. My foot stool is bassically a box on wheels so i use that to hide stuff.
So anyway, I walk into my room just as soon my dad opened up my foot stool and saw a whole bottle of Jim Beam Bourbon.
The conversation went pretty much like this...

dad, holding bottle: 'what's this?'
me, with a staright face: 'i dunno'
dad: 'well, howd it get there?'
me: 'i dunno....'

dad: 'soo...ya dont know?'
me: 'Yer.'
dad: 'oh, ok then.'

He then puts my bourbon back, closes the foot stool, and continues to search for his wallet.

WTF!?

So, has anyone else had strange things like this happen when parents look where they arent supposed too?
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Quote by aviators
Okay, my dad lost his wallet and so he thought it would be a good idea to search my room for it. My foot stool is bassically a box on wheels so i use that to hide stuff.
So anyway, I walk into my room just as soon my dad opened up my foot stool and saw a whole bottle of Jim Beam Bourbon.
The conversation went pretty much like this...

dad, holding bottle: 'what's this?'
me, with a staright face: 'i dunno'
dad: 'well, howd it get there?'
me: 'i dunno....'

dad: 'soo...ya dont know?'
me: 'Yer.'
dad: 'oh, ok then.'

He then puts my bourbon back, closes the foot stool, and continues to search for his wallet.

WTF!?

So, has anyone else had strange things like this happen when parents look where they arent supposed too?


Parents can look wherever the fuck they want to.
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Okay, my dad lost his wallet and so he thought it would be a good idea to search my room for it. My foot stool is bassically a box on wheels so i use that to hide stuff.
So anyway, I walk into my room just as soon my dad opened up my foot stool and saw a whole bottle of Jim Beam Bourbon.
The conversation went pretty much like this...

dad, holding bottle: 'what's this?'
me, with a staright face: 'i dunno'
dad: 'well, howd it get there?'
me: 'i dunno....'

dad: 'soo...ya dont know?'
me: 'Yer.'
dad: 'oh, ok then.'

He then puts my bourbon back, closes the foot stool, and continues to search for his wallet.

WTF!?

So, has anyone else had strange things like this happen when parents look where they arent supposed too?

I would of been like "Woohoo" "Free Bourbon!!!!"
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#9
Aw, I was hoping he beat you senseless... Cause that would have been funny as hell... Not because you are drinking underage (because its only alcohol)... But purely because he beat the hell out of you.

THATS comedy.

(Your dad is cool, if I my dad knew I drink even now at 21 he wont think twice about trying to beat me. Hes an alcoholic so.... >_>
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#14
dude your dad is cool...
im sure he did it 2 when he was young...(ok not 15 but you know...)
#15
dad, holding bottle: 'what's this?'
me, with a straight face: 'it's bourbon, ****tard'

get some balls.
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I would of been like "Woohoo" "Free Bourbon!!!!"




Wait? If you were TS or his dad?

Either way,
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Wait? If you were TS or his dad?

Either way,

I have received much free beer from my oldest when he was underage. Free beer confiscated from your underage teen tastes better than any other beer.
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aviators, you wont act the same when you find your dads hidden black midget amputee porn stash
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Aw, I was hoping he beat you senseless... Cause that would have been funny as hell... Not because you are drinking underage (because its only alcohol)... But purely because he beat the hell out of you.

THATS comedy.

(Your dad is cool, if I my dad knew I drink even now at 21 he wont think twice about trying to beat me. Hes an alcoholic so.... >_>


Dude, sucks that your dad is over protective like that when it comes to you drinking. Even if your he's like that with the best of intentions, still sucks
#21
Maybe your Dad is just a good guy and accepts that you drink? I can't believe that anyone would believe the "I don't know line". He's probably more disappointed that you lied to him about it than that you have it if he just accepted it like that.

I would watch out for a talk about drinking from one of both of your parents in the next few days.
#22
Why do you have alcohol in your room? You drink alone ?
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I would of been like "Woohoo" "Free Bourbon!!!!"

exactly, If I have kids one day, they can illegally drink underage, but if I find the alcohol then I get to keep it.

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Drinking at 15 = Major Epic Fail.

Clearly you are not familiar with England, where if you havnt puked on a street corner by the age of 15 you are the exception.
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Agreed. I'd have assumed that my child is telling the truth, and doesn't know who's it is or how it got there. Finders keepers.

Ya mine learned "I don't know" leaves all sorts of loose ends floating around they no longer have control over.
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Why do you have alcohol in your room? You drink alone ?


Where else would I keep it?
I cant buy it whenever I want, so whenever I get alcohol i just keep it in my room until me and my friends decide to go out drinking, which isnt really all that often anywayz.
#29
You're dad is probably cool with it, but just wants to know what your into. Why else would he look in your room for his stuff? Be careful what you do with that bottle though. He might just want to monitor you to make sure you're taking it easy.
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#30
I never had to hide alcohol from my dad. We bowl on a league, so the other night another guy on our team, he, and I stayed after bowling ended at the bar and just got hammered, I'm only 20 so he has to buy my drinks lol. The only time he got mad at me was when I came home one night completely trashed, I mean barely standing, I don't remember how I got home, but I stumble through the door my dad didn't even realize I was drunk, then at 4 am I get a call saying that I need to go down to the police station in another county and got questioned for breaking and entering(of which I don't remember), lol I was so drunk they didn't want to talk to me inside cause they thought I was gonna throw up in there, they let me go because I was too drunk to be any help.
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#31
Quote by aviators
Okay, my dad lost his wallet and so he thought it would be a good idea to search my room for it. My foot stool is bassically a box on wheels so i use that to hide stuff.
So anyway, I walk into my room just as soon my dad opened up my foot stool and saw a whole bottle of Jim Beam Bourbon.
The conversation went pretty much like this...

dad, holding bottle: 'what's this?'
me, with a staright face: 'i dunno'
dad: 'well, howd it get there?'
me: 'i dunno....'

dad: 'soo...ya dont know?'
me: 'Yer.'
dad: 'oh, ok then.'

He then puts my bourbon back, closes the foot stool, and continues to search for his wallet.

WTF!?

So, has anyone else had strange things like this happen when parents look where they arent supposed too?

The day my Mum let me have a stash, she found my old one, two years worth of bottles and cans. She laughed heartedly and left.
#34
my mom once found empty cigs in my room and got pissed...then a week later when she was cleaning my room she found like 10 empty boxes in some old backpack I had forgotten about, looked at them, shrugged and just went on cleaning. I was like 16 there. I'm 18 now and I don't think they've found my alcohol cabinet....theres vodka, curacao, beer and wine in there. But I'm 18 so it's legal :P.
#35
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I have received much free beer from my oldest when he was underage. Free beer confiscated from your underage teen tastes better than any other beer.




hmm my dad has never cared about alcohol, he encourages, all his family does!! tehy drink so ****ing much.

thats just a really weird convo u had with ur dad tho, like WTF sure ud say u dont know what it is for him to go, oh ok, and move on
#37
I've never had a stash, only drink with other people and usually at parties...
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#40
Good for you, drink wisely. Get out if you're one of those idiots that aims to get drunk though.
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