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#1
Well what (in your own opinion) is the funniet, stupidest ad you have ever seen on your T.V?

I wish i had an exaple but i cant think of one of the top of my head.

#2
Head-on! Apply directly to the forehead!

...makes me want to smash something every time.
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#3
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Head-on! Apply directly to the forehead!

...makes me want to smash something every time.

I hate that ****.
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#6
a anti-smoking commercial that says dressing up like a deer and going into the woods during hunting season is safer than smoking.
sup?
#7
The Lynx chocolate man one is pretty strange but funny.
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#8
There's this advert for this weird product that comes in a tube, it's called paté or something and the advert has an interesting looking gentleman saying "Voulez vous paté avec moi?" It gets me every time.

Another good one was for a motorbike company (I can't remember which one, though I believe it may have been Kawasaki). A woman is giving birth and when the doctor moves to cut the umbilical chord she stops him. So throughout this boy's life he's still attached to his mother. You see them both sitting in class in school together, and doing various other things together, then the advert cuts a few years and you see them walking past a motorbike shop, the boy, who is now a young man looks at a bike in the window and the advert then cuts to him driving away from his mum who is standing on the pavement. Once you've seen the entire advert you understand the whole 'cut the umbilical cord' idea, but before you understand the advert you're just sitting there going WTF?
#10
one of my favourite commercials ever is the one from superbowl 39 with the 11 year old hendrix advertising pepsi
#11
the stupid ass v8 one where they smack people for not drinking v8
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#12
Crusha Ad's
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one of my favourite commercials ever is the one from superbowl 39 with the 11 year old hendrix advertising pepsi

I thought it was for coke? whatever yeah i loved that one.
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one of my favourite commercials ever is the one from superbowl 39 with the 11 year old hendrix advertising pepsi

I know I'm going to sound like a dick for saying this, but I always thought Hendrix would roll in his grave if he saw that advert. They're using his name for selling products he probably didn't care for. The guy really had the hippie mentality, I doubt he'd like the idea of his name being used in such a way.

Then again, I'm probably wrong. I must admit though, it would make me want pepsi.
#15
i like those adverts with the cats on them for teletext holidays. they make me lol
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#18
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Any commercial ever made for Geico car insurance.



AGREED.

there not funny. or entertaining to any degree. at all. they actually make me angry.
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#20
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this commercial makes me want to rip my weiner off
#25
that oine hilary did about the phone ringing....she didnt even pick up the red phone.....after she let it ring like 5 times
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
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I watched an entire 7 seconds of that video, before having to close the window. truly terrible stuff.
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#28
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that oine hilary did about the phone ringing....she didnt even pick up the red phone.....after she let it ring like 5 times

Oh yeah, that one pissed me off, she's using shameless fear tactics to get votes.

I love how the sleeping girl in that advert is now 18 and is voting for Obama.
#29
compensation and suchlike adverts, halifax adverts and of course churchill adverts
#31
The frosties kid was so so bad.
"they're gonna taste great, they're gonna taste great..."

I hope he gets beaten up every day of his life for that.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
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#33
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The frosties kid was so so bad.
"they're gonna taste great, they're gonna taste great..."

I hope he gets beaten up every day of his life for that.


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#35
The Daz adverts lol
They always make me wonder what will happen in the next one
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#37
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Yep, I remember reading about it in the Metro ages ago.
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#38
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Yep, I remember reading about it in the Metro ages ago.

I also heard he got cancer and moved away, but I don't really believe any of the stories.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
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#40
The KFC comercial with the black metal band.
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