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#1
I decided this year I wanted to get to the bottom of this whole easter bull and find out the truth, find out where these eggs really come from, and what the whole deal is with the easter bunny. Bunnies don't lay eggs, we all know this for fact, especially not chocolate ones.

To find out the secrets of easter, I set a trap for my very own easter bunny. The trap was comprised of a spring-shut cage filled tapes of *M*A*S*H*. I'm not quite sure why, but easter bunnies love them.

Within a short time I'd captured my bunny.



The interogation could begin, but this bunny was not a talker, He would not simply answer questions to my face, oh no, he would not. So, I had to get physical with him, rough him up a bit. After a few punches and a tussle, his clothes started to rip and yet he still did not speak.



Further beatings followed and to completely embarress the little bastard I completely stripped him.



I could see by this point that my verbal interrigation was getting nowhere, so the rabbit clearly did not need his ears. This taken into consideration. I bit the ****ers off. Thats right, bit, we don't do knives in my house.



It was also clear that the little thing wasnt going to need its mouth, it wasnt talking and by this point my chocolate induced rage was so great I could not withhold myself...



The rabbit went into convolusions of pain and agony as it suffered to breath through its new nose, its only comforting fact was it could not hear my evil laughter as I prepared to bite its tail clean off (Well how else would I rape the corpse later?)



10 minutes had elapsed in a blind fury of punches and kicks to the face when finally without realising it, I stumbled upon the truth.



So there you have it kids, You're not eating easter eggs, you're eating the parastic-like insides of rabbits. Happy Easter, I've got a corpse to rape!
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#2
ahahaha win :]
So there you have it kids, You're not eating easter eggs, you're eating the parastic-like insides of rabbits. Happy Easter, I've got a corpse to rape!

however creepy that is.
#3
This is pointless even for UG
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#6
Ok I definitely didnt read any of that but....DUDE I HAVE THAT SAME CHOCOLATE BUNNY!
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#8
Haha, brilliant. Well done.
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#9
spoil it for every one
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#13
Well it's comforting to know that I'm not the only one who tortures chocolate animals and people.
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#14
south park found out the REAL turuth about easter
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Well it's comforting to know that I'm not the only one who tortures chocolate animals and people.


Err mate, he didn't say anything about... nevermind.




That story was quality.
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#16
Started off good but when you started eating it it got lame. Seriously, what is with UG's obsession with rape?
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#17
That was possibly the greatest thing I've ever read. Thank you
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So there you have it kids, You're not eating easter eggs, you're eating the parastic-like insides of rabbits. Happy Easter, I've got a corpse to rape!
#18
I must have the mind of a little kid, i only looked at the pictures
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#22
rofl! i lold, good story mate.

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I must have the mind of a little kid, i only looked at the pictures

same man
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#25
Well done. Hope it was fun. I've only got bags of mini eggs
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#29
Heh, Nice my story is a succes
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Started off good but when you started eating it it got lame. Seriously, what is with UG's obsession with rape?

Try it before dismissing it.
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#34
wow, that's amazing
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#35
That was cool
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#36
Nice your story
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Dude, I had the exact same bunny! That is like way more HXC!
#38
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Dude, I had the exact same bunny! That is like way more HXC!

Your use of the word 'had' is very interesting. Did it suddenly disappear? If it did, then your bunny may be the one tortured, eaten and raped by Hcmanu.
#39
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Your use of the word 'had' is very interesting. Did it suddenly disappear? If it did, then your bunny may be the one tortured, eaten and raped by Hcmanu.


Hmm, damn... HE STOLE MAH BUNNIEZ!

*Puts on tinfoil hat.*
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