#4
I didnt click the link, something tells me it would be a bad Idea.

I mean, beastiality - eh, whatever, necrophelia, meh, whatever... but both...


No.
#10
I went downstairs immediately to see if the window was damaged, and saw a drake mallard (anas platyrhynchos) lying motionless on its belly in the sand, two metres outside the facade. The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of moult) was present. He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.

#13
sure, they assumed it was a duck, but if only they had looked closer...

Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#17
He got a Nobel prize for watching a gay duck bone a dead duck's corpse? God damn.
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#20
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He got a Nobel prize for watching a gay duck bone a dead duck's corpse? God damn.


I wonder what his parents said when he told them that....
#23
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#24
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sure, they assumed it was a duck, but if only they had looked closer...



Where do you find these pics?
#25
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sure, they assumed it was a duck, but if only they had looked closer...




I can't see the advantage of being bummed by a duck. I'm very worried about this man.
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He expected this.

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#28
The even funnier thing is that Ig Nobel site. One of their winners got the prize for finding out that rats can't tell the difference between Dutch spoken backwards and Japanese spoken backwards.

I mean...