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#1
Thread title pretty much says it all. Last night I was at a friend's, and he's a classical player so i was playing his guitar, and I played Fur Elise and this girl was like "aw that sounds so cool" and she was all over me the rest of the night, and now she's my girlfriend . Share similar stories
#2
You didn't actually play fur elise did you.
You played Classico by Tenacious D?
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#3
Wow, how many threads have there been with this title?
I'm a communist. Really.
#4
Never tried. But I think The Rain song by Led Zeppelin would definitely work.
peanuts and beers
#6
Wow, she sounds like a whore.

Most people here play music because of a love of music, not to get some cheap slut slobbering on our knobs.
#7
I don't believe you have a girlfriend.


And if you do, she's easy.
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#8
Let me put it this way.


As she was putting her bra back on, I said "oh, did I mention I play guitar?"


#9
I played Foo Fighters - Come Alive when this girl was roud my house when she was coming out of the loo and she was like "wow", and we're basically going out now
all this in 2 days, haha, loving this
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#10
The Siren Song, dumbass.

If it got attention from Odysseus, it'll grab anyone.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#11
If there was a song I could use to get a girl, I would have a girlfriend wouldn't I?
I'd go to the ends of the earth to make this particular girl happy, and if my guitar playing could do that, I would play my heart out.
But sadly she isn't into music like I am.
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#14
Hammer Smashed Face..
Mobs come swarming ready to procreate with me, I swear..
#15
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Hammer Smashed Face..
Mobs come swarming ready to procreate with me, I swear..


Too bad they're fat metal chicks you see in the pit at shows.
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#16
Haven't tried it, but Everlong - Foo Fighters and Swing Life Away - Rise Against would both do the trick, or so I imagine. Oh and Hear You Me by Jimmy Eat World.
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#17
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Too bad they're fat metal chicks you see in the pit at shows.

Ouch.. I do believe I was just "burned" right there, now wasn't I?
#19
played wake me up when septmeber ends for her and she hugged and kissed me for hours. but probably only becuase i bought her earings earlier that day:happy:
#20
I wrote a acoustic song for a girl I like then she said I wont go out with you.
now the love song is a heavy metal song about how much shes a slut...
love is strange some times
#22
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some thing by a gay death metal band like slayer oughta do it


light a fire and die in it.

sanitarium got me laid. true story.
#23
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some thing by a gay death metal band like slayer oughta do it


Slayer isn't death metal. They're thrash.
And they aren't gay. Even if they were, it wouldn't matter because I'm not a homophobic asshole and I wouldn't hold it against them.

Oh and using the term Gay to mean stupid or something along those lines just shows how pathetic and unoriginal you are.
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#24
An ex suprised me with a serenade before with a classic song. He just started playing then and he played it really well, even sang it.

I facepalmed.


But if someone played me Here Without You, I'd....
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#25
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light a fire and die in it.

sanitarium got me laid. true story.


Not surprised. I would've thought the more obvious choice was Nothing Else Matters or Unforgiven though.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#26
Under The Bridge - RHCP, she isn't going out me, but she found out I exist. So its a start.
#27
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I wrote a acoustic song for a girl I like then she said I wont go out with you.
now the love song is a heavy metal song about how much shes a slut...
love is strange some times


Just because you stopped liking her doesn't mean you had to change the song... You could've had a good acoustic song and a heavy metal song that way.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#28
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The Gnome by Pink Floyd. It was the deep lyrics that got them.


He wore a scarlet tunic, a blue-green hood, it looked quite good.
#29
I just improvise in harmonic a-minor
Works every time.

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#30
Wow, she sounds like a whore.

Most people here play music because of a love of music, not to get some cheap slut slobbering on our knobs.

hahaha, well done thank you for that
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Can we find ourselves, walking through a field with no solitude,
The pain goes on."
#31
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The Gnome by Pink Floyd. It was the deep lyrics that got them.


Lololol.

"I want to tell you a story, if I can, about a little man,
A gnome named Grimble-Grombell."

Me: Haven't tried.
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#32
Wow, she sounds like a whore.

Most people here play music because of a love of music, not to get some cheap slut slobbering on our knobs.

yeah right... thats not what rock 'n' roll is about.

or atleast not what it used to be about...
#33
Quote by Slaytanic6606
If there was a song I could use to get a girl, I would have a girlfriend wouldn't I?
I'd go to the ends of the earth to make this particular girl happy, and if my guitar playing could do that, I would play my heart out.
But sadly she isn't into music like I am.

*pats on back* "Its ok, its ok..."

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#34
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An ex suprised me with a serenade before with a classic song. He just started playing then and he played it really well, even sang it.

I facepalmed.


But if someone played me Here Without You, I'd....


In regards to your sig: Sexual favors eh? Exactly what KIND of sexual favors are we talking about?
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Message for negotiaton.
#36
I Cum Blood, gets them every time.
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#37
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yeah right... thats not what rock 'n' roll is about.

or atleast not what it used to be about...


Oh for fuck's sake, I'm sick of hearing people whine about how the music industry has deteriorated. There have always been bad bands, and there have always been people who play to get girls. Hendrix used the guitar to get girls, you know that? As did Jimmy Page. They still loved music. What's the problem here?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

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#39
Quote by grant_hager
I wrote a acoustic song for a girl I like then she said I wont go out with you.
now the love song is a heavy metal song about how much shes a slut...
love is strange some times



THAT HAPPEND TO ME!
well sort of.. i wrote a song for a girl i went out with for quite some time and we broke up over a real ****ed up situation. The song was called 'bleeding for you' and was acoustic.
i won't explain the situation but i was real pisst at her. so i wrote another song called 'Till death do us part?' wich was a speed up heavymetal song with some emocore elements. some lyrics i can recall we're ; ín the end death did us part, i made sure of that when i ripped out your heart' .
ironicly however we've had contact for a while sinds like half a year and the situation wa'sn't what we both thought it was and i wrote a third song in the bleeding for you trilogy.

daimn,, gay story xD
#40
You met this girl last night and now she's your girlfriend? Christ. How old are you, 13?
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