#1
ok so im going to my gfs house tomorrow and no one is gonna be home. my mom wants to talk to her parents... what do we do? we were thinking of telling my mom that her dad is in the shower when she drops me off. my gf cant call my mom and pretend to be her mom because her mom is out of town and my mom knows that. this may be very confusing but i think you can figure it out
#3
your gf already gave me hers.

just sayin
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#6
tell your mum to go round and speak to her parents.. that way your house is free and you can **** till it get so disorientated it throws up... =)
#9
Have your girlfriend come to your house, then get some there.
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#12
Get a friend to pretend to be her dad. Obv.
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#13
Quote by zeppelinfreak51
ok so im going to my gfs house tomorrow and no one is gonna be home. my mom wants to talk to her parents... what do we do? we were thinking of telling my mom that her dad is in the shower when she drops me off. my gf cant call my mom and pretend to be her mom because her mom is out of town and my mom knows that. this may be very confusing but i think you can figure it out.


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its like ten miles im NOT walking



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#19
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you obviously can't drive yourself there. therefore you aren't old enought to get any.

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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#21
go for a walk with her and then do her in the park.... sooooorted.... outdoor sex is awesome...

or you could, go to her room, start having sex and then call your mum... turn it into a game.. see if you can finish before she gets to you...
#23
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you obviously can't drive yourself there. therefore you aren't old enought to get any.

+1
#26
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go for a walk with her and then do her in the park.... sooooorted.... outdoor sex is awesome...

or you could, go to her room, start having sex and then call your mum... turn it into a game.. see if you can finish before she gets to you...

The idea with the game isn't even that bad... (but i lost the game )
Quote by _-=Ali C=-_
i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#28
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The idea with the game isn't even that bad... (but i lost the game )

yeah a mate of mine did that with a wank... went horribly wrong...his mum disturbingly came before him...
#29
How crazy is your gf's family.. maybe an incest based gangbang is an option... now thats a pretty sweet way to say bye bye to your virginity
#30
Quote by Justaboy08
yeah a mate of mine did that with a wank... went horribly wrong...his mum disturbingly came before him...

oh shi.. xD...


well we ALL lost THE GAME (you know wich one i mean )
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#31
Quote by H(i)SS
you obviously can't drive yourself there. therefore you aren't old enought to get any.


He's just turned 15 it seems...

Anyway.. if you can't be arsed to walk or catch the bus then you don't deserve any... You gotta fecking work for your pootang!
#32
on the title says "help me get poon" not "help me get my girlfriend's poon", so the obvious answer is to find a *****, or maybe a slut(there cheaper).
#34
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its like ten miles im NOT walking



If you love your Girlfriend/Want poon, Then you can ****ing ride a bike or something!
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#35
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you obviously can't drive yourself there. therefore you aren't old enought to get any.


you torched his ass.
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#36
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on the title says "help me get poon" not "help me get my girlfriend's poon", so the obvious answer is to find a *****, or maybe a slut(there cheaper).


I thought they were the same.
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#37
if your immature enough to refer to the act of sex as "geting poon" then you clearly lack the maturity needed for sex any way

grow up
#38
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oh shi.. xD...


well we ALL lost THE GAME (you know wich one i mean )

its fine... if you fail... get straight back on the bike and try again... hahaha...
#39
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if your immature enough to refer to the act of sex as "geting poon" then you clearly lack the maturity needed for sex any way

grow up

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#40
Quote by nt1440
if your immature enough to refer to the act of sex as "geting poon" then you clearly lack the maturity needed for sex any way

grow up


wow.. that sucks the fun out of sex... you need nothing but yourself and a partner... maybe some toys, and lube, and protection, and and maybe some leather, and studs.... oooo and a bed... and a will to succeed.....

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