#1
I'm sick of seeing a dozen "me and my gf want to do it but...." threads every hour. Figure it out yourself. If you're dumb enough to not be able to perform the one act that human beings were optimized for, you should be ostricized by society and allowed to fantasize about your dramatic sex life.

I vote we boycott such threads.
#7
Quote by Steve The Plank
We do boycott such threads.

We boycott all threads.

Usually I enjoy your responses Steve, but that one stunk.
#10
okay... now what?
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#13
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It was a serious response.


but to boycott would mean we dont ever post in any threads...

you mean hijack?
I've been here since '04.

#14
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OMG asexual?!
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#15
There should be an ultimate getting laid thread...

Genius!
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#16
you come to a place thats all about sex, you tell people to stop talking about sex.


you're probably gay.
#17
see the irony

go away
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#18
do not propose boycotting a thread, for more people will get that idea. soon all thread topics will be boycotted except for those retaining to jacking off.
#19
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It was a serious response.


How was that a serious response? If you boycotted all threads, you wouldn't have posted in this one. Unless I'm just being an idiot.
#22
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false advertising!!

lets start an ULTIMATE GETTING ME SEX THREAD v1.0

+1

Lets do this, lead the charge man...
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#23
Spoken like a true virgin.
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#24
Need help gettin laid


by hookers of the internet seems legit honest, infact give me your account details ill do it for you.
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#26
He's got a point though, seems like the only members getting laid on UG are the one's that don't have a clue. Or the ones that do just don't talk about it.
#27
Too bad they cracked down on the Spitzer prostitution ring...I got $4000 cash and don't know what to do with it.

Oh wait, I thought this was the ultimate get laid thread.
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#28
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tl;dr

*warned*

*closed* cos this thread is just as bad as any of the ones you're complaining about.
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