#1
Okay, so my girlfriend broke up with me a few weeks ago, and I'm fine with that. Then, just a couple of days ago, I got kicked out of a band, and it ****ing sucks.

So getting kicked out of a band is worse than a breakup. Tell those doucherockets on Degrassi to shut the hell up with their problems!
#7
yeah. My cousin is a jobless single mother with three kids that are either autistic, bipolar,hyperactive or a combination of those. their father used to beat them. her mother just died. her father died when she was a kid.

yes, your situation does suck, but believe me- it could be worse.
#9
are you gay or something? or was your band just that awesome and your girlfriend was fat and covered in zits?
#10
excuse me, i need to go sob uncontrollably for hours on end
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#11
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Tell those doucherockets on Degrassi to shut the hell up with their problems!



I think we should all strive to use the word "doucherockets" more often.
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#14
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You must get be getting some damn good blowjobs from your bandmates, then.

This made me laugh.
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yeah. My cousin is a jobless single mother with three kids that are either autistic, bipolar,hyperactive or a combination of those. their father used to beat them. her mother just died. her father died when she was a kid.

yes, your situation does suck, but believe me- it could be worse.

And this made me sad.

I don't know what to think anymore.
#15
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I think we should all strive to use the word "doucherockets" more often.


Actually, I think it's an amazing insult, and I will use it more often.
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#16
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You must get be getting some damn good blowjobs from your bandmates, then.



Hahaha....


Was it a close, long term relationship?

If it was a week of nothingness, not that big of a loss.

Pshh...you're a whiner.

Confront your problems, don't discuss them on the internet.
#17
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Actually, I think it's an amazing insult, and I will use it more often.


Ill be right with you. Its ingenious
#18
yeah C O B H C but my aunt (my cousin's mother that just died) was a well known, wealthy professional musician. my cousin inherited a great sum of money.
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Ill be right with you. Its ingenious


It truely is. I wish I had thought of it so I could take credit.
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Quote by strat335
yeah C O B H C but my aunt (my cousin's mother that just died) was a well known, wealthy professional musician. my cousin inherited a great sum of money.

Oh. Decent.

*Is happy once again*

Edit: Sorry for your loss, by the way. =\
#22
Quote by strat335
yeah C O B H C but my aunt (my cousin's mother that just died) was a well known, wealthy professional musician. my cousin inherited a great sum of money.

Score!

I haven't been this happy about someone's death since last Easter!