#3
It's a TRAAAP!
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#4
yes plz
how much
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#5
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I wants one!
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you can be jesus.


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most useless response i think i have ever seen on any forum ever.


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#6
Hooray for already going to a school that's half Asian.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#7
They must understand Asian brides are for the tr00 folk punx

EDIT: Look at the white guy molesting her
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#8
if that was true there's a 90% she's probably an illegal phillipino or vietnamese chick the chance of getting a Japanese chick on that site would be 0%
#9
Quote by Spoony_Bard
It's a TRAAAP!


Lol! Oh GUITAR, we will miss thee.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#10
She's probably 28. That's how young asian chicks look.
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#13
rofl..wtf? I want one ..not to marry..Ive just always wanted an Asian of my own
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#14
Quote by omghi2u
She's probably 28. That's how young asian chicks look.



She's probably not the actual wife.

The real one is probably 13/14.
#15
Quote by original=punk


The real one is probably 13/14.


My friend Eddie would love to hear that!
I've been here since '04.

#18
Quote by Joe-Fish
Look at the white guy molesting her

he looks so pleased with himself.
#19
dude....your friends Screen name is Parappa?



I love that game!


And no, I wouldn't use the link, its a trap.
BACK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
#20
TS... What The F*@K were you looking at?!
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One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
#21
pfft, who needs to buy one? Im already dating a viet gal! :p
PLAY UP POMPEY

POMPEY PLAY UP!

#22
Quote by Pr3vieWX360
TS... What The F*@K were you looking at?!



World/Inferno Friendship Society lyrics.
#24
+1 for liking that band.
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If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#25
Quote by Pr3vieWX360
TS... What The F*@K were you looking at?!


Lyrics.

Edit: Beaten
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#26
Quote by rworsl
pfft, who needs to buy one? Im already dating a viet gal! :p


Anyone is going to do it?
R.A.G.E.
#27
We should order all of UG an asian bride and have some fun with her.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#28
Russian Brides > Asian Brides
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its like a four finger, diminished thingy