#1
So I am a sophmore in HS, and a few weeks ago this freshman girl started talking to me. She's pretty cute, and I decided I will eventually ask her out. So we have been talking on MSN tonight, and she asked me to sneak out in a few hours and meet her at Exxon, we are going to walk to the park and hang out there I guess. I've only gotten to second base before lol, idk what is happening tonight. Anyway, my mom usually stays awake pretty late, so she might be up when I sneak out.

I need tips on how to sneak out better, and what to talk about/do with the girl, so I consult you, the allmighty pit. Advise?
#2
This is important: Do not make noise while sneaking out.


Don't do it, man.

Depends, how're you leaving? Car? Bike? Out your window or door?

Oh, and just talk about school and your friends and stuff, make her laugh.
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#4
Try not to leave footprints in the snow...
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#7
Well I am leaving by foot, so I don't have to worry about car noise or anything, but my door is loud, and the porch I will need to walk on is loud and creeky, it sucks.
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Oh yes, I got arrested back in the day because the cops followed my prints. Good call.
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#9
- Do NOT rush getting out of the house. Perform every action like turning a doorknob very very slowly.
- Wear socks while in the house and put your shoes on outside (no bare feet!)
- Make sure you have a way of getting back in the house

Do that and you should be alright.
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#13
make sure she don't rape you
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#15
Put ur weener in her
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#16
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make sure she don't rape you


I don't think TS would mind.
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I don't think TS would mind.



being raped doesn't feel very nice....

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^ Yeah I wouldn't mind, that's strikingly similar to my plan.



wait... you're planning to rape her?

SICK ****!
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being raped doesn't feel very nice....

>>


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I don't believe this girl has a penis, and therefor cannot insert it into TS's anus.

And at it being similar to your plan.
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wait... you're planning to rape her?

SICK ****!


You wish it was you.
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#22
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I don't believe this girl has a penis, and therefor cannot insert it into TS's anus.

And at it being similar to your plan.


never know, they could be talking then out of nowhere BAM!!!! , she whips out.

i fail.
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was that a reference to a famous thread that i think your talking about?

if so lol.


A reference to some personal experience.
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#24
Can anyone else see this turning into a thread like that "famous thread"??
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Oh, and azza, you're a pretty good writer! Graybass is a god amongst men and you're turning real quick to be his new messiah lol.

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You're doing good, mate.

Keep up the good work.

I'll take A for $500, Alex.
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He's so gonna get busted and grounded for a week.


And his friend left in the park by herself
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Oh, and azza, you're a pretty good writer! Graybass is a god amongst men and you're turning real quick to be his new messiah lol.

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You're doing good, mate.

Keep up the good work.

I'll take A for $500, Alex.
#27
Ok, so she can't sneak out tonight because her little sister is sleeping in her room, so we have the same plan for the same time tomorrow night instead. Advise is still wanted though. Thanks for everyone that has helped so far
#28
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Ok, so she can't sneak out tonight because her little sister is sleeping in her room, so we have the same plan for the same time tomorrow night instead. Advise is still wanted though. Thanks for everyone that has helped so far


Does anyone ever give "Advice" in The Pit?
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Oh, and azza, you're a pretty good writer! Graybass is a god amongst men and you're turning real quick to be his new messiah lol.

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You're doing good, mate.

Keep up the good work.

I'll take A for $500, Alex.
#30
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+1.

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#31
Ok well in that case try and prepare a way out ahead of time. squeaky doors are the things that will bite u in the ass especially.

if you make it out u are homefree, just walk around and hold hands for a bit then find a bench. it doesnt really matter what u talk about
#32
stick it in her- never mind
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#33
if all else fails, run!

your mom will let you in the house again and it will be worth it. it's always worth it!
#34
mmmkay this is what you do:
Find a way to sneak out while being quiet in the day time, that way you'll know it will work in the night. Windows work very well if your porch creaky/screechy.
Once you're out, have fun. I really don't know what else to say.
When you get back it doesn't really matter if you make noise, you can just say you were downstairs getting a glass of water or going to the toilet.
#35
hide under a cardboard box...

they wont suspect a thing.
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#36
fredaaah?

Chloroform your mother, that'll make the escape easier.

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#37
Why not tell your mum you want to go out an hang with a friend for a bit? If she won't let you, just knock her out.

Simple tips for sneaking out: be as quiet as possible, take it slow, where clothes that ain't gonna make too much noise as you move, you should probably keep shoes off till your outside, make no sudden movements, leave everything the way it is and make sure you'll have a way of getting back in.
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#38
Just tell your mother you're going out tomorrow night. Sorted.
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#39
can't you just do it in the day?
just sayin
it'd make it a hell of a lot easier
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#40


haha but in all seriousness.
don't walk out the house wearing shoes, clearly makes more noise and creaks, like a person said before wear socks..then put shoes on when you're out side and 100% clear of the house.

turn off all the lights in the house and close your bedroom door? incase they check or something I dont know?
sincewhen??

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