#1
Ok, bit of background information. A couple of months ago I was out clubbing and I met a decently attractive female that seemed to be dirty dancing with everything in sight (but not going any further). After a lengthy discussion, I found out she was an occasional stripper and just dirty danced with everybody because she thought it was fun to tease boys. Every few weekends I'd see her out, and we talked about life and I realised she wasn't just some dirty tramp - she is actually quite intelligent and deep. We become decent friends, but I don't see her for a while.

Months down the track, she finds me on myspace. We talk about our weekends and she tells me that she was the best dancer in the club she had been in on the weekend. Being my stupid self, I say that she was only the best dancer because I wasn't there. After a bit more discussion, I jokingly challenged her to a dance off. She accepts my challenge.

Here's my problem - I cannot dance at all. I have the coordination of a pineapple and my style of dancing involves getting very drunk and just going rather nuts. I don't want to pull out of the competition (pride and whatnot), but I don't want to look like a complete retard.

UG - what do I do?
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#2
lol, Hi Drew. Tell her the truth - "Sorry - I made that up to sound good but I don't really know how to dance anymore - you wanna teach me privately in your own time?"

BINGO

She won't think you're stupid - if anything, she'll probably find this cute. And if you like her, it's great for getting things started.
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#3
^^^^^ that too, but

get hella drunk with her. bring the privilege henessey.

then try. and blame it on being drunk.
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#4
look like a complete retard... have fun... and she'll get more attracted to u..

and BAM lil the_random_hero JR. can finally have somethin else apart from the menacing, Hand to play with.
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#5
Hey big balls, havent talked to you in a while.

I bet you I am a worser dancer than you... haha, i assure it.

But anyway dude, just boogie with this chick - let her win. Then she will feel sorry for you and then you will be in

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#6
Use the situation to admit you can't dance at all, after being beaten in style as a gallant gentleman.

Either that, or you could just do the dice throw. Again and again and again.

Or, when it's your turn to dance, hand the DJ some hardcore on vinyl and slamdance to that **** and knock everyone out before making your escape.
#7
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my style of dancing involves getting very drunk and just going rather nuts.

UG - what do I do?


In that case; get drunk and go nuts.
#8
get so drunk u cant stand up

nobody can expect u to dance when ur passed out in a pool of your own vomit
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#9
Oh, some further information.

*I'm not particularly interested in this girl at all, she's not really my type although I enjoy her company. Plus, she has a badass boyfriend.
*Chances are it will be at a metal/alternative club, where I know a few of the staff and a lot of the patrons. I don't want to be embarrassed in front of a crowd.
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#10
We got clubs like that up here in Cairns. Well, one, anyway. Not that I've ever been, I'm only 16. I just know that I missed out on seeing Coma Lies there last year.

Just admit you can't dance for ****.

...Who dirty dances while there's metal playing?
#12
um.... tell her you were joking when you challenged her to a dance-off and that you think she is fun and interesting and that you wouldn't mind being friends with her.
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#13
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Ok, bit of background information. A couple of months ago I was out clubbing and I met a decently attractive female that seemed to be dirty dancing with everything in sight (but not going any further). After a lengthy discussion, I found out she was an occasional stripper and just dirty danced with everybody because she thought it was fun to tease boys. Every few weekends I'd see her out, and we talked about life and I realised she wasn't just some dirty tramp - she is actually quite intelligent and deep. We become decent friends, but I don't see her for a while.

Months down the track, she finds me on myspace. We talk about our weekends and she tells me that she was the best dancer in the club she had been in on the weekend. Being my stupid self, I say that she was only the best dancer because I wasn't there. After a bit more discussion, I jokingly challenged her to a dance off. She accepts my challenge.

Here's my problem - I cannot dance at all. I have the coordination of a pineapple and my style of dancing involves getting very drunk and just going rather nuts. I don't want to pull out of the competition (pride and whatnot), but I don't want to look like a complete retard.

UG - what do I do?

Can you do 'The Twist'?
#14
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lol, Hi Drew. Tell her the truth - "Sorry - I made that up to sound good but I don't really know how to dance anymore - you wanna teach me privately in your own time?"

BINGO

She won't think you're stupid - if anything, she'll probably find this cute. And if you like her, it's great for getting things started.

Wow, haven't seen you here in a while (or maybe I haven't been looking hard enough?) How's life man?

Anyway, I reckon the "private lessons" idea sounds pretty good. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two
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Wow, haven't seen you here in a while (or maybe I haven't been looking hard enough?) How's life man?

Anyway, I reckon the "private lessons" idea sounds pretty good. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two


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#16
I'm pretty good. You probably don't know me at all haha. I joined that seattle forum a while ago, if that means anything?
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#17
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Ok, bit of background information. A couple of months ago I was out clubbing and I met a decently attractive female that seemed to be dirty dancing with everything in sight (but not going any further). After a lengthy discussion, I found out she was an occasional stripper and just dirty danced with everybody because she thought it was fun to tease boys. Every few weekends I'd see her out, and we talked about life and I realised she wasn't just some dirty tramp - she is actually quite intelligent and deep. We become decent friends, but I don't see her for a while.

Months down the track, she finds me on myspace. We talk about our weekends and she tells me that she was the best dancer in the club she had been in on the weekend. Being my stupid self, I say that she was only the best dancer because I wasn't there. After a bit more discussion, I jokingly challenged her to a dance off. She accepts my challenge.

Here's my problem - I cannot dance at all. I have the coordination of a pineapple and my style of dancing involves getting very drunk and just going rather nuts. I don't want to pull out of the competition (pride and whatnot), but I don't want to look like a complete retard.

UG - what do I do?
Ok Drew, at this point I would have suggest that you put a different spin on it. Tell her the dance-off would have to be at her place, because your best move is the the Horizontal Mambo.

But ...
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Oh, some further information.

*I'm not particularly interested in this girl at all, she's not really my type although I enjoy her company. Plus, she has a badass boyfriend.
*Chances are it will be at a metal/alternative club, where I know a few of the staff and a lot of the patrons. I don't want to be embarrassed in front of a crowd.
I don't see a great way out of this one. You let your mouth overload your ass.
No great shame, we all have done this once or twice.
You HAVE TO back out now, or just deal with the embarrassment at the club.

Unless ...

1 - Make a HUGE deal out of it.

2 - Have your friends on the staff make announcements about the dance-off.

3 - She has to do a solo routine first, then you.

4 - While she's doing her routine, you go to the back room to "put on your dancing shoes"

5 - You take the duffel bag with "your shoes" in it, into the backroom.

6 - Put on the clown costume, quickly apply make-up, nose. Put on wig and GIGANTIC shoes.

7 - Dance like an absolute tool. Sexify everybody in the joint, up-close and personal.

8 - ?????????

9 - PROFIT!!!
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#18
I was thinking of trying to pull something like this off - I know the DJ's and chances are they'll play a song if I request it. I have a couple of weeks to go before I'm going to be out again, so we'll see if I can learn any awesome moves.
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#19
Just back out if you aren't interested in the chick.

Say you were drunk when you said it or something.

Seriously.
#20
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I was thinking of trying to pull something like this off - I know the DJ's and chances are they'll play a song if I request it. I have a couple of weeks to go before I'm going to be out again, so we'll see if I can learn any awesome moves.



Dont ever do that
#21
Break her legs and then she won't be able to compete.
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#23
I didn't know hands could dance....


/fail

Anyways if you just aren't interested in the girl and she has a badass boyfriend, what do you gain? A black eye? But whatever man, do as you must but I think you should back out of it.
#24
learn how to moon walk and she'll probably bang you
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I was thinking of trying to pull something like this off - I know the DJ's and chances are they'll play a song if I request it. I have a couple of weeks to go before I'm going to be out again, so we'll see if I can learn any awesome moves.


Do it.

Film it.

Youtube it.

UG Post it.
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#26
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Dont ever do that


seriously. don't. you'll look like the opposite of how you want to.
#27
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Ok, bit of background information. A couple of months ago I was out clubbing and I met a decently attractive female that seemed to be dirty dancing with everything in sight (but not going any further). After a lengthy discussion, I found out she was an occasional stripper and just dirty danced with everybody because she thought it was fun to tease boys. Every few weekends I'd see her out, and we talked about life and I realised she wasn't just some dirty tramp - she is actually quite intelligent and deep. We become decent friends, but I don't see her for a while.

Months down the track, she finds me on myspace. We talk about our weekends and she tells me that she was the best dancer in the club she had been in on the weekend. Being my stupid self, I say that she was only the best dancer because I wasn't there. After a bit more discussion, I jokingly challenged her to a dance off. She accepts my challenge.

Here's my problem - I cannot dance at all. I have the coordination of a pineapple and my style of dancing involves getting very drunk and just going rather nuts. I don't want to pull out of the competition (pride and whatnot), but I don't want to look like a complete retard.

UG - what do I do?


say 'you really wanted to see her, and although you cant dance you though it would be a nice way to spend time together.' that would make me moist...haha
#29
Turn up drunk and you'll have an excuse for looking like a moron.

Otherwise, pull out. I know it'll hurt your pride, but so will turning up and looking retarded in front of tonnes of people.
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#30
Just do it for the fun, she'll think it's cute. No matter how bad you are, just look like your having a good time, it's all that counts, she'll appreciate you a lot more for having guts.

EDIT: Make sure you've drunk a bottle of Vodka beforehand as well. You might need a bit of that bottled courage.
#32
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Try to dance and make yourself look like an idiot

yeah.. you could get a pity shag...
#33
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