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I once saw a post that said something like: "Ah, people who feel the need to share their problems on the internet." I'm new so I haven't really seen too many, but best one I saw was titled: Ran from police, it was so great. So, spill it. The best story you've ever seen on the pit.

Edit: I also saw one about a guy asking about his poop.
Last edited by archenemy_no.1 at Mar 24, 2008,
#5
Sherman something got his girlfriend pregant. We all lol'ed at that, I think someone even transcribed the whole thing.
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#8
This thread will likely be filled with funny threads, however I found that this thread was very.. Moving.
#9
I like the ones where the threadstarter acts like a complete moron and expects people to find him interesting and cool. For example "hey guyz, i gt w8std lst nite, nd pushed a old man dwn teh stairs! lol, am i cool yet?" (That's just an example, I don't think that's actually been posted).

And then the replies in the thread will basically be variations on "you're an idiot," meaning that the threadstarter's attempts at appearing cool on teh interwebs have failed miserably, and proving them to be something of a waste of space.

In other words, I like seeing backfired attempts at impressing The Pit.
#10
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen, let alone just in the pit.

WARNING: It does contain language of a sexual nature and that some could find offensive.
The guy got banned for creating the thread, and it is quite weird so I hope I don't get banned for linking if I include a warning.
#11
Quote by Burpin'Worm
I don't know about ever but in the last week or so this was pretty amazing: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=811626

That was pretty damn epic, I must admit.

My personal fave, it was the first "epic" thread I'd seen as a newbie here,
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456749&highlight=i+just+ate+my+grandma
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Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#12
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#13
Quote by Geormajesty
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen, let alone just in the pit.

WARNING: It does contain language of a sexual nature and that some could find offensive.
The guy got banned for creating the thread, and it is quite weird so I hope I don't get banned for linking if I include a warning.


Nah, I think he got banned for generally being a tool. If I'm not mistaken, he signs up every now and again, and posts some silly story about him using his amazing muscles to beat up an army of hippos, or something.
#14
RockerPseudonym had an awesome drinking story a few nights ago.
was like a page or so long, laughed my arse off but freaked at some points.
sincewhen??

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Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#16
#17
Quote by dgme92
That was pretty damn epic, I must admit.

My personal fave, it was the first "epic" thread I'd seen as a newbie here,
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456749&highlight=i+just+ate+my+grandma



South Park did it
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#19
Quote by denizenz


Too bad it turned out to be unrelated I think.

Ya I never figured out if they were the same incident or not. But it was close enough time wise and how many people do you know that get randomly harpooned.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
When Krieg Commando claimed to have thrown a tent pole/spear randomly and have it stick in some girls face, only for Kaptink to find the story in a newspaper a few weeks later
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=622185&page=1&pp=40&highlight=tent+spear
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=651371&highlight=harpoon
Best Ever!
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#21
Quote by cobain_is_king
When Krieg Commando claimed to have thrown a tent pole/spear randomly and have it stick in some girls face, only for Kaptink to find the story in a newspaper a few weeks later
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=622185&page=1&pp=40&highlight=tent+spear
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=651371&highlight=harpoon
Best Ever!

Beat ya to it.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
Quote by dgme92
That was pretty damn epic, I must admit.

My personal fave, it was the first "epic" thread I'd seen as a newbie here,
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456749&highlight=i+just+ate+my+grandma



Even just the title made me crack up.
#23


I always feel the need to bring this out of hiding.
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#24
Quote by dgme92
That was pretty damn epic, I must admit.

My personal fave, it was the first "epic" thread I'd seen as a newbie here,
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456749&highlight=i+just+ate+my+grandma

Best thread ever.

EDIT: ^ "Should I offer her 2 PS2 games?"
#27
Quote by MX4Life

I always feel the need to bring this out of hiding.

Oh God!! I forgot about that one

This thread has brought back some pretty epic memories.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#28
Quote by Jackal58
Beat ya to it.

I knew I'd be beaten to it but I still felt compelled to post
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#29
Quote by MX4Life
*image*

I always feel the need to bring this out of hiding.


From April 2000.
#31
The thread about the emo kid who gave a fat chick (with Crusty vagina armpits) pictures of his wang.

I will always remember that.
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#32
Quote by meh!
Sherman something got his girlfriend pregant. We all lol'ed at that, I think someone even transcribed the whole thing.

omg I REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!! utter rubbishy lols


oh and the penisfish... if anyone here still remembers that...

lots of LAME stickies....

the guy who masturbated and got his dick bitten by the ants in his socks.
weird sex stories....


and btw TS is ONLY an 08er..... he has not TRULY seen the horrors of the pit....
#33
Aye, I remember we found it he just copied that. Needless to say we were gutted.
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#34
If you guys arn't carful denizenz is going to explode...
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#36
Quote by penguin-pirate
If you guys arn't carful denizenz is going to explode...

And that would be a bad thing? How?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#39
Dunno if any has said it yet but Will_Gum's thread was hilarious.
About him eating his baby brother.

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#40
Quote by monkey of doom
The thread about the emo kid who gave a fat chick (with Crusty vagina armpits) pictures of his wang.

I will always remember that.

Ohioemokid, or whatever variation it was. I remember him from my early days here
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

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