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#1
How does everyone that is not from the U.K or U.S on U.G speak english. When I went to other countries besides those no one spoke english. Does the website come with a translator or does EVERYONE know english? Don't make fun of me if the answer is really obvious.

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#2
because this is an english speaking site, so why would you come to this site if you don't speak english?
#4
Quote by Logan699p
because this is an english speaking site, so why would you come to this site if you don't speak english?


For kicks
#5
English really isn't that hard

Also if you didn't understand a word we wrote why would you join?
#7
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#8
hey us canadians speak english too!
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#9
Quote by Våd Hamster
English really isn't that hard

Also if you didn't understand a word we wrote why would you join?


+1. Sometimes I feel that my written English is better than my written Finnish.
#10
The sad thing is that they can write better than half of the people who speak English as their first language.
#12
Quote by GuitarGuy1994
How does everyone that is not from the U.K or U.S on U.G speak english. When I went to other countries besides those no one spoke english. Does the website come with a translator or does EVERYONE know english? Don't make fun of me if the answer is really obvious.



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#14
I'm from Sweden. EVERYBODY speaks English in Sweden.

Not everyone speaks it as well as I do, of course....
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#16
these people are joking. Theres a built in translator. It only works for some languages though.
#17
Quote by stephen_rettie
english speaking countries are lazy, whereas other countries put effort into their school's language department


Kind of true.

and I wish I could speak more than my poor sence of English....

I took German for four years and hardly know a thing. =(


but its because this is an English speaking website.
If someone who did not speak English came to this site, they would realize they do not know whats going on and leave.

If they do speak English, and like it here...they join.
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#19
I've been to Italy, Austria, Germany, Switzerland and France and everywhere I went, there were plenty of people speaking english. Even though I speak german I never once had to use it.
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#20
I lived in London for six years.

Besides English is one of the easiest languages on the planet. Simplest grammar in the world.
#21
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hey us canadians speak english too!

+1


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#22
Quote by Leperaffinity01
Que?

No se.
No hablo ingles


For some reason, that reminds me of the Fawlty Towers episode, with the deaf woman. The bit where she's talking to Manuel, and thinks he's saying that the manager is C.K. Watt
#23
Quote by Logan699p
because this is an english speaking site, so why would you come to this site if you don't speak english?


for the same reason that i regularly beat midgets with joints of ham. for the lulz.
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#24
Pffft....Everyone can speak English anyway......


Think of it this way, if this is a Russian based site, they why is it in English?

Appealing for the masses?
#25
I'm actually typing in Irish.
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#26
lawl....they teach english in all the schools outside UK and USA (besides schools in poor countries I guess)...

Lulz at you my friend.
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#27
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I'm actually typing in Irish.

You're far too sober to be typing in Irish.

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lawl....they teach english in all the schools outside UK and USA (besides schools in poor countries I guess)...


Shockingly, they also teach English inside the UK and the USA as well.
#28
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You're far too sober to be typing in Irish.


Common misunderstanding. The Irish can only do such things when hammered.
#30
I think we should all just learn Esperanto

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I lived in London for six years.

Besides English is one of the easiest languages on the planet. Simplest grammar in the world.


I'm sure English is notorious for it's retarded Gramatical rules
#31
Well I dont speak Chinese, but if I did, I would properly join a Chinese online community.

But I do speak english, thats why I joined this site.

Scandinavians are quite good at english. Even though must of us here on UG are teenagers, we still speak and write english very well. Im 17 myself.
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#33
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So wait, UG has a universal translator, like in Star Trek?

Awesome.

No.

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#34
Stop messing with him.

Everything people out of the US\UK\Canada\Australia posts first go into the UGTC (Ultimate-Guitar Translation Center), where they quickly translate it, and only then it appears on the forums.

I'm typing in Hebrew right now.
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#36
I can't believe more people haven't realised how ridiculously obviously stupid this thread is.

No offence to the thread starter, but it doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
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#37
I was born in America and stuff and speak perfect English. But my parents didnt teach me....

I had to learn from Star Wars. Because of that I also speak Wookie!

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#38
Quote by BassistGal
Stop messing with him.

Everything people out of the US\UK\Canada\Australia posts first go into the UGTC (Ultimate-Guitar Translation Center), where they quickly translate it, and only then it appears on the forums.

I'm typing in Hebrew right now.


Its true.

Here's an example:

Sådan her ser det ud hvis jeg ikke bruger UG's oversættelses center.

This is what it looks like if I am using UG's translator center.

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#39
Quote by MayContainNuts
I can't believe more people haven't realised how ridiculously obviously stupid this thread is.

No offence to the thread starter, but it doesn't take a genius to figure it out.


I can't believe you haven't noticed the underlying, witty sarcasm poking fun towards TS.


Tältä näyttäisi jos en käyttäisi UG:n kääntäjää.

This is what it looks like if I am using UG's translator center.
#40
Ich sprache Deutch.

lol

Many countries require English as a second language n school.
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