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#1
I just googled my name to find that I apparently suffered from third-degree burns to my face, neck and hands after setting myself alight during a stunt on the 10 April 2005!

What crazy thing comes up when you google YOUR name?
Punctuation it the difference between:
"I help my Uncle Jack off a horse."
and
"i helped my uncle jack off a horse"


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..and how do i make the bridge erect. ..


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make it watch porn?

#4
I'm a Georgetown Kentucky Wedding, Senior and lifestyle Photographer. Also, I FART IN UR GENERAL DIRECTION UR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTERS AND UR DAD SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES.

Seriously, that's what came up.
#5
I'm a general from the civil war that got trample by a horse in my sleep.....That sucks
8th member of Right-handed guitarists who are actually Left-handed group.

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Although when it comes to quality Metallica take a big steaming turd on the Spice Girls faces (and you know the ginger one is loving it)...
#6
I am apparently a doctor that has written a lot of books.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#7
Apparently, I own a company in California that will throw any party you want. Weddings, corporate events, birthdays...
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#10
I'm a belgian cyclist


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#11
Quote by noxiosimitator
I'm a belgian cyclist

I'm sorry.

At least you're not French!
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#12
I seem to be a sailing world champion with a world-record or something
#15
Paul Olson, Minnesota Sculptor of bronze and wood sculptures
Paul Olson creates beautiful wood and bronze sculptures that are dynamic and flowing and reasonably priced.

AWESOME!
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Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
#17
I've directed a few episodes of Doctor Who apparently.
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If I had sex as much as you said the word "shit" I would be paris hilton.


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I have never felt closer to either cheese or weasels


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DURN THING DUN GONE MESS UP AGIYAN. MARGE, FETCH ME MAH BOOMSTIYAK
#21
I'm a comercial trumpeter, this was taken from "my" site.

"This cat added such a flair with his shiny brass horn, people were just speechless. Having never heard us before (we hadn't heard him either) he came up and jammed three songs with us, four if you count the Led Zeppelin encore we did, and it was phenomenal.------Brian Sanders, you kick a** my friend!"

Quoted by Groovement in Baltimore Rocks.Com, 6/29/98.

I also, aparently look like a retard.
#22
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=matthew+blake&meta=
AWESOME i'm a musician based in san diego who records from home...apparently...
Quote by uvq
yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

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If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

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thanks for the compliment man!
#23
it comes up with all sorts of banned things, last name is Bant and apparently in dutch it means something that is banned... on t3h internetz
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I think I want to have sex with you.

On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

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yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

About the LHC

#26
Quote by Fred1000000
Paul Olson, Minnesota Sculptor of bronze and wood sculptures
Paul Olson creates beautiful wood and bronze sculptures that are dynamic and flowing and reasonably priced.

AWESOME!


I know that guy.
#29
I was a suspect in a murder case apparently.
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Sadly we have not shotguns and go around saying "Get Out of Mah Propertay!!"
#30
Apparently I've contributed to the world's largetst artist collaboration and performed in Tr-

Oh wait. I have.
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#31
I just get some dude from Louisiana that is my age. Whats strange is that I am from Louisiana and the town he lives in is not that far from where I used to live, maybe 30 minutes or so. Also he likes Pantera as well.

I think he stole my identity.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#33
I'm a football player in the NFL.... I play for the Pittsburgh Steelers
Nobobdy expects the Spanish Inquisition...
#34
Oh I just did that recently! A site came up: Dutch font creators.. I was there because I once created a font
~And the raindrops in the cars

Keep on falling from off the bars

Blocking out a good song

Playing on the radio~
#35
the bebo profile i made yrs ago and never use comes up....
and apparently im a breast stroke swimmer from new south wales!
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When is beating your cat not justified?


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This is almost as stupid as when someone thought there might be a UG warehouse where all the tabs are stored.



July 8th, 2007 @ Wembley - Best day ever
#37
well aparently im a professor of the Department of Cellular and Molecular Biology at some colege

hahaha
#38
Quote by nebiru
I just get some dude from Louisiana that is my age. Whats strange is that I am from Louisiana and the town he lives in is not that far from where I used to live, maybe 30 minutes or so. Also he likes Pantera as well.

I think he stole my identity.

its the only logical explanation.


i live in Louisiana too!
and its nothing to brag about...
#39
I'm a Canadian record producer, after whom a music awards ceremony is named.
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


MINE SIG R PINK
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