#1
But could somebody, please translate the following to french, and helpfully not ask why?

"When the seat belt sign illuminates, you must fasten your seat belt. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. To release your seat belt, lift the upper portion of the buckle. We suggest that you keep your seat belt fastened throughout the flight, as we may experience turbulence."

And for the record, it's not homework, so don't start

Cheers.

EDIT: I've decided that the correct way is:

Quand le signe du ceinture de sécurité illumine, il faut que vous d'attatchez votre ceinture de securite. Mettez les pieces metallique un dans l'autre, et serrez par tirer sur le cote loose de la sangle. Pour detacher votre ceinture de securite, levez la partie superieur du boucle. Nous suggerons que vous gardez votre ceinture de securite bouclee pendant le vol, car Nous pourrions vivre turbulences.

So, if there are people out there who could kindly write it out phonetically so I could read it, I would appreciate it muchly.
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Last edited by TheBurningFish at Mar 24, 2008,
#2
My guess is that he's trying to market a new kind of seat belts to France
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#3
I used an online trasnslator, so don't expect perfection.

Quand le signe de ceinture de securité illumine, vous devez attacher votre ceinture de securité. Insérer les installations en métal l'un dans l'autre, et resserrer en tirant sur la fin détachée du sangle. Pour relâcher votre ceinture de securité, soulever la portion supérieure de la boucle. Nous suggérons que vous gardiez votre ceinture de securité attachée à travers le vol, comme nous pouvons éprouver l'agitation.
#5
Je voudrais une croissante.

I think that sums it all up nicely..
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#6
Don't use the online translators, they don't work

EDIT: Actually that translation above sounds pretty decent
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I used an online trasnslator, so don't expect perfection.

Quand le signe de ceinture de securité illumine, vous devez attacher votre ceinture de securité. Insérer les installations en métal l'un dans l'autre, et resserrer en tirant sur la fin détachée du sangle. Pour relâcher votre ceinture de securité, soulever la portion supérieure de la boucle. Nous suggérons que vous gardiez votre ceinture de securité attachée à travers le vol, comme nous pouvons éprouver l'agitation.

Yeah I didn't wanna use an online translator 'cos I knew the grammar would probably be crappy.
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#8
Bonjour, j'aime sucer sur le robinet. I le masturbate aux seins de ma mère et moi suis a toujours allaité. J'ai la chose pour le porn miniature sale et érotique. Parfois si je ne peux pas éjaculer, j'oblige mon père à me dépanner en employant sa bouche comme piste d'atterrissage.


There you go!
#10
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Bonjour, j'aime sucer sur le robinet. I le masturbate aux seins de ma mère et moi suis a toujours allaité. J'ai la chose pour le porn miniature sale et érotique. Parfois si je ne peux pas éjaculer, j'oblige mon père à me dépanner en employant sa bouche comme piste d'atterrissage.


There you go!

nearly perfect....
#11
well the that online translator is pretty decent.
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Bonjour, j'aime sucer sur le robinet. I le masturbate aux seins de ma mère et moi suis a toujours allaité. J'ai la chose pour le porn miniature sale et érotique. Parfois si je ne peux pas éjaculer, j'oblige mon père à me dépanner en employant sa bouche comme piste d'atterrissage.


There you go!



now I'm no frenchman, but something seems fishy about all that .....
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Quote by guitarmannn
Bonjour, j'aime sucer sur le robinet. I le masturbate aux seins de ma mère et moi suis a toujours allaité. J'ai la chose pour le porn miniature sale et érotique. Parfois si je ne peux pas éjaculer, j'oblige mon père à me dépanner en employant sa bouche comme piste d'atterrissage.


There you go!



Nice!
#16
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now I'm no frenchman, but something seems fishy about all that .....



What makes you think that?
#19
"When the seat belt sign illuminates, you must fasten your seat belt. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. To release your seat belt, lift the upper portion of the buckle. We suggest that you keep your seat belt fastened throughout the flight, as we may experience turbulence."

Quand le signe du ceinture de sécurité illumine, il faut que vous d'attatchez votre ceinture de securite. Mettez les pieces metallique un dans l'autre, et serrez par tirer sur le cote loose de la sangle. Pour detacher votre ceinture de securite, levez la partie superieur du boucle. Nous suggerons que vous gardez votre ceinture de securite bouclee pendant le vol, car Nous pourrions vivre turbulences.

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#21
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What makes you think that?


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Nah, it's perfectly legit!



you guys are right, my bad. don't know why I said otherwise.


TS, just go ahead and use this one, its the most accurate
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#22
I hope you realise whatever translation you get will be a story about how you masturbated on your sister while she was sleeping or you watched your mom take a shower and filmed it.
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I hope you realise whatever translation you get will be a story about how you masturbated on your sister while she was sleeping or you watched your mom take a shower and filmed it.



what are you talking about, "masturbate" translates to "seat belt" in french. idiot. these translations are 100% accurate
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#24
pissane....je regarde come putain de merde.
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#25
Quote by guitarmannn
Bonjour, j'aime sucer sur le robinet. I le masturbate aux seins de ma mère et moi suis a toujours allaité. J'ai la chose pour le porn miniature sale et érotique. Parfois si je ne peux pas éjaculer, j'oblige mon père à me dépanner en employant sa bouche comme piste d'atterrissage.


There you go!

that means
Hello, I like to suck on tap. I masturbate the breasts of my mother and I am always breastfed. I have the thing for porn and erotic miniature sale. Sometimes if I can not ejaculate, j'oblige my father to me troubleshoot using his mouth as airstrip.


wow just thought you might not want to use that translation ts
#26
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But could somebody, please translate the following to french, and helpfully not ask why?

"When the seat belt sign illuminates, you must fasten your seat belt. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. To release your seat belt, lift the upper portion of the buckle. We suggest that you keep your seat belt fastened throughout the flight, as we may experience turbulence."

And for the record, it's not homework, so don't start

Cheers.


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#28
Edited first post.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#29
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Je voudrais une croissante.

I think that sums it all up nicely..


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Every day


is exactly


the same...
#30
Quote by TheBurningFish
But could somebody, please translate the following to french, and helpfully not ask why?

"When the seat belt sign illuminates, you must fasten your seat belt. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. To release your seat belt, lift the upper portion of the buckle. We suggest that you keep your seat belt fastened throughout the flight, as we may experience turbulence."

And for the record, it's not homework, so don't start


So, if there are people out there who could kindly write it out phonetically so I could read it, I would appreciate it muchly.



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