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#1
I'm running for Treasurer at my school, and I need some kind of motto to insert into my posters. I know that at least nine out of ten replies I see here will say something stupid. Anyone has any ideas that could help me?
#3
'No Fat Chicks'.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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#4
l0ft: i can count real good.
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#7
I don't suck as much as the next guy.
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#8
"1. Run for Treasurer
2. Run for President
3. Run for World Dictator
4. Profit?"
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#9
Vote for l0ft!

Or be a traitorous cunt.
The choice is yours.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#10
[_______]:I won't steal money. Honestly.

With a picture of Richard Nixon's silhouette in the background giving the double-peace sign.
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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#11
"I'm doing it right."
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#12
Smack Smack Sugar Smack Give Me A Smack And I'll Smack Ya Back!!!
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#14
Vote for me or YOU LOSE THE GAME!
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#17
Someone in my school ran on the slogan "I have no life"
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#18
give an inch, take 10ft

*dammit i can't read Ls
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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#20
i say you just do a smear campaign against your opponent. like spread rumors and photoshop their face onto various inappropriate pictures

or bribery... pass out candy, let people copy your homework if your smart

this is how real politics works... play by this game or face defeat
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#22
how about
a picture of you doing something stupid/looking stupid/doing the nixon handsigns
"hey, at least we'll be rich(er)"
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#23
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that was pro


do what he said
:P

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#24
elect me or i will **** on your head.

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#25
Quote by austinarcadium
"1. Run for Treasurer
2. Run for President
3. Run for World Dictator
4. Profit?"

you forgot the ???????

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#26
'Tolerance through learning' That was my primary school motto, and ironic because most of the schoool was out or control. lolz
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****, nah I've never got anything like that, I just get 'YOU'VE WON THE MOTHERFUUCKIN LOTTERY IN IREELAND SEND ME UR DETAILS N U GET 10 000 000 DOLLLAAZZ"

But I'm sure some paid hitman wouldn't email that, and would have better grammar
#30
do stuff like "Candidate whoever sucks balls, candidate someone else, eats excrement. Vote for (you), because hey, it could be worse.
#32
I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.


gets the point across if you ask me. you cant argue with a slogan like that.
#34
Get absolutely huge pieces of white paper, tape them in ridiculously inconvenient locations, and write "YOUR MOTHER WOULD VOTE FOR _____" in Sharpie. Trust me, just do it.

Lots of the other responses R WINNAR however.

EDIT: Alternatively, use an online slogan generator for epic lulz. Well, not quite epic, but it might be funny.
#37
"I won't steal any of our school's money, I do handjobs on the side!"
Show me the fever into the the fire, taking it higher and higher.
#38
Vote for l0ft, or the terrorists win.
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This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
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#39
lol you're running?

My P.E. teacher asked me if I wanted to be treasurer, and I said yes not knowing wtf that is.

Long story short, it sucks.
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#40
"I play guitar."

You will win for sure.
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


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