Poll: Which life choice
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View poll results: Which life choice
Urinate, then eat sandwich
29 55%
Eat sandwich, then urinate
7 13%
Eat a baby while urinating... or other and tell
17 32%
Voters: 53.
#1
So I have another decision that needs making. And God knows I can't do it by myself.

Which of these two tasks should i do first...

Urinate and eat a sandwich afterwards
or
Eat a sandwich then urinate
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#4
Eat sandwich/ Urinate/ Eat another sandwich then come back here and report your progress.
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#5
if u piss first, u can thoroughly enjoy ur sandwhich to its full sandwhichy potential, otherwise ull just be thinking about how u have to piss, or rush through it
#8
I chose the baby thing, but you should make a sandwich from a baby, urinate on it, sh*t on it, cum on it, and THEN you can eat it.
#10
urinate then eat the sandwich, its hard to enjoy a sandwitch when you have to piss. duh.
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#11
Quote by 20cdndollars
I chose the baby thing, but you should make a sandwich from a baby, urinate on it, sh*t on it, cum on it, and THEN you can eat it.


But that would taste like sh*t, cum, piss, baby's blood, and bread all at once which, while all delicious on there own, make a terrible mixture.
#12
Knit a sweater.


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#14
make the sandwich then eat it while urinating.

you get the best of both situations
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#15
Quote by smb
Can't you do both at the same time?


Only if it's a baby. I don't quite know why...
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meh, I've listened to every radiohead album and honestly don't get what everyone loves about them.....


cause you're ****ing stupid

#18
Quote by Beakwithteeth
But that would taste like sh*t, cum, piss, baby's blood, and bread all at once which, while all delicious on there own, make a terrible mixture.


I quite like the tangy goodness that is cummy, ****ty, pissy, baby bloody bread.

Only on white bread though

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#20
if you dont urinate first you wont be able to properly enjoy your sandwich. so go piss