#1
So, I'm in the mood for some random conversation...

So, someone throw out some conversation starters...

Because I have the social life equivalent to the average two year-old.
#4
a good way to start a conversation is by saying, "what's your favorite color?"
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#5
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#7
*reported* is a fun thing to discuss.
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#8
"Would you like to see my penis?"

Although that probably wouldn't work in your case.


EDIT: Actually, it probably would be more effective in your case...
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Last edited by GodofCheesecake at Mar 24, 2008,
#9
"So what do you think about Marshall MG's?"

Great conversation starter right there.
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#10
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"Would you like to see my penis?"

Although that probably wouldn't work in your case.


I'd probably improvise and say something like:

"Would you be totally opposed to showing me your wanger right now? Just a bit of it, maybe?"

I'm sure I'd get some choice words for that...

Or I might get a pervert...

I'll have to be careful with that one...
#11
See edit.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#13
Vids, por favor.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#14
Me Gusto Caeso


End of discussion
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#17
IDK if you noticed, but we're actually talking about something, and that's "what are we going to talk about?"

So it isn't that random
#18
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You have a lot in common with a certain kitaykitko....... >_>
#19
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You have a lot in common with a certain kitaykitko....... >_>


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#21
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I'm going to give myself the benefit of the doubt and try to take that as a compliment.


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#22
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