#1
Here's the dealio, yo. It's spirit week at my school and tomorrow is Superhero Day, where we dress up like superheroes. I decided that rather than being lame and dressing up like a pre-existing superhero, that I'm going to create my own superhero and go as that. The problem is I've wasted all my creative juices making a costume, and now I need a name. So can you guys give me some good superhero names? Preferably school appropriate, but that's not a requirement.
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#3
Professor Chaos... I watch too much South Park

or ****** ****** *****
either one is good
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#5
we made rockets in science class last year, guess the name of mine?
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#6
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we made rockets in science class last year, guess the name of mine?


HAHA me too!
#7
quail man

props to anyone who knows the referance

**** you said not pre-existing... im tired *yawns*
#8
whats the costume like? maybe it will help with the name
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#10
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quail man

props to anyone who knows the referance



Doug.

honk honk.
#11
what does your costume look like? that could help with the naming process......
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#12
"humourous name man"
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#13
I'll put up pictures in a few minutes, I'm just putting the finishing touches on the cape.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#14
you should watch the game on who's line is it anyway were they have to make up superheroes on the spot
#16
UG-Man! Saving useless noobs and dragging their asses to The Pit for some education!
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#17
homeless guy
Acoustic Percussion Guitar Player
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#19
Dude I got one. It'll change the costume a little bit. >.<

Get a meat grinder, fill a clear plastic tube full of meat, tape it to your stomach, get a white sheet wrapt it around your groin in a weird fashion, and go to school like that. If anyone asks who you are you're the Baby Man. And your special ability is to get cute girls to like you by your baby like cuteness.
Matt: it wouldnt really be a gainer since ur just going straight up
Me: i'm going over the spine
Matt: yea i know spine transfer
Me: frontflips > backflips
Matt: or in ur case it could be called broken spine transfer if you fall hard
#20
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i got it spider-man!


That's a good one. TS could even make a movie trilogy about it, and have the third one suck ass.

On topic: Super Average Man! With the power to smash glass!
#21
Takesitlikea Man
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#22
Here's a picture of me in the finished product, the only thing that may be different is instead of that jacket I might wear a waistcoat that has the same pattern as my friends great-grandmas couch. The name will be written across the t-shirt in sharpie, also if anyone wants they could come up with logos to put on the bedsheet-turned-cape.

For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#23
looking at the costume ima suggest "guy no one sits with at lunch man"
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#24
Actually, I'd say "guy who everyone is gonna want to sit with at lunch because he's going to win the pizza for being the best dressed man". Trust me, it will be a big hit the only problem is a name.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#25
Capitan Jack Sparrow's First Mate Man
Matt: it wouldnt really be a gainer since ur just going straight up
Me: i'm going over the spine
Matt: yea i know spine transfer
Me: frontflips > backflips
Matt: or in ur case it could be called broken spine transfer if you fall hard
#26
that sure is a nice hat for a man who doesn't have one
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#27
Aye, but I have to return it to the pirates by tomorrow afternoon.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#28
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looking at the costume ima suggest "guy no one sits with at lunch man"


+1

sorry but that costume is ftl
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#30
The Cockmongler.
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#32
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This
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#33
Here's a picture of me in the finished product, the only thing that may be different is instead of that jacket I might wear a waistcoat that has the same pattern as my friends great-grandmas couch. The name will be written across the t-shirt in sharpie, also if anyone wants they could come up with logos to put on the bedsheet-turned-cape.



You're wearing a hat!

You fucking liar

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"Crappy Last-Minute Homemade Costume Man"


to the ****in rescue.


I quite like this one
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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#34
wow..how is that a superhero costume? kids in my school dress like that everyday.....
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#35
TS, I'm sorry but after seeing that picture, you are a fag.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#36
God-Man
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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#38
Either:

Erection Man!

or:

Thunderpussy.


EDIT:

Your costume is fail.
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#39
Officer T.J Hooker... SHERRIF Officer T.J Hooker

or

Guitar Man, your super power could be metamorphisis into anyguitar.

Scenario:

Ace Frehley: Oh no Gene and Paul, My guitar is broken

Gene Simmons: there is only on man who can help us

*picks up a his shoe phone, dials several numbers*

Guitar Man: Why hello Gene, what seems to be your problem?

Gene: Ace broke his guitar

Guitar Man: Never fear, I'll be right there!!!

etc.


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#40
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Hahahaha!

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