#1
Post some interesting hypothetical situations. I'll start off with one my friend told me that is ****ing disgusting.

Ok, so you're neck deep in a vat of **** (literally), and someone is standing above you about to puke on you. Do you duck?
#3
You can't duck, you're neck deep in a vat of shit.

You have to kill your bestfriend/wife/girlfriend/boyfried to save 50 people.
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#5
*waits for someone to start posting "would u f**k rosie o'donnell or opra" and similar suggestions*
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#6
Id prolly just fap..................... ..................

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*faps*
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#8
two common ones:

**** your mom or blow your dad..

**** a softball or piss a marble (for the guys)
#9
would you **** rosie o donnell or oprah?


/waiting
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#11
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would you **** rosie o donnell or oprah?

3-way?
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#12
your guitars on fire and so is your amp,
you can only save one
which would you save?
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#13
what would you do if your balls were in a vice that you couldnt undo, and were in a burning down house?

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#14
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your guitars on fire and so is your amp,
you can only save one
which would you save?

depends on the guitar and amp
#15
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blow my dad

yeah, that's all old news for me.

i'd crap a softball before pissing a marble...

swallow 20 cornflakes (without chewing or having any beverage ) or put a credit card up your butt?
#16
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what would you do if your balls were in a vice that you couldnt undo, and were in a burning down house?


Die.




#17
**** a softball or piss a marble (for the guys)


**** A SOFTBALL!

why the **** would i eat a softball? what a stupid ****ing hypothetical situation!!!!

i'd **** rosie, you think i'd **** a ****** like oprah??? bitch you crazy!!!!
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#18
lets say you get angry again, we are going to break up.

said that to the gf, didnt go to well lol
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