#1
ok i got a detention not how should i tell my mum =[....

the detention is for pwning some guy in tackle footy because he was pissin me off!
#2
"Hey, mom, I got a detention note."
?
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#3
Show it to her, explain what happened, and be proud as ƒuck for kicking the guy's ass!
#4
Get a girl pregnant. There's no WAY your mom will care about the detention.
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#5
Why do you have to tell your mum?
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#6
lmao who cares? as long as you PWNED THE NOOB IN TACKLE FOOTY she should be okay with it
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#8
would she really get mad at you? i mean for that reason anyway? its not like you spray painted a penis on the school or anything.
#9
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#12
Go like:


You:
"WHaT UppeRZ MUm???? Hey gess Wut hppEnd at Skool 2DaY. i ToTaLLY Pwned sum n00b and totally Owned hIm!!! OMGZGZGZGZG!!!"

Mom: "Were seeing the Psychiatrist tomorrow"

You: "BEWARE THE WRATH OF KHAN!!!"
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#16
just tell her u owned a noob in tackle footy, im she'd be proud of u cos i sure am
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#20
i hate the guy ani way frigen square head...


lol tell her that man!!! as long as she knows this guy was a "square head" she won't mind... i'm sure she'll just be like, "next time you kill that ****ing square head faggot!" i know if i was a mom that's what i'd do!!

or

forge it and say you were out smoking da marijuana, she won't care about detentions
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#21
man up you little bitch
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#22
Should have punched him too! get the most out of it! Really cram as much into that one-detention-boundary line as possible!


(a friends dad said that one for a similar situation)
#23
i gave it to her she sed not to do it again lolz
.... no allowence for a week =[
thx pit...
#24
.... no allowence for a week =[
thx pit...

NO ALLOWANCE FOR A WEEK??? YOU'RE GONNA LET HER DO THAT TO YOU?? IF YOU LET THAT B*TCH WALK ALL OVER YOU LIKE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE A PUSH OVER JUST LIKE YOU'RE FRIEND MR. SQUARE HEAD. GET THAT EFFING ALLOWANCE BACK RIGHT NOW .TELL HER THAT TAKING IT AWAY ISN'T FAIR... THIS IS YOUR FUTURE ON THE LINE MAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!

RUN JOHNNY RUN! SHOW THAT WH0RE WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN YOUR HOUSE
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#26
Quote by Hoffn8r
i gave it to her she sed not to do it again lolz
.... no allowence for a week =[
thx pit...


Tell your mum you were going to buy her a present with that allowance with a loving expression on your face. She will give you the allowance.


Then spend it on drugs.
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#27
Ex'sAndOh's you are a winner... Hoffn8r you are a push over and your children will be born with square heads and get PWNED in tackle footy
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#28
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would she really get mad at you? i mean for that reason anyway? its not like you spray painted a penis on the school or anything.

+1. My mum wouldn't even raise an eyebrow.
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#29
Since when is football called footy?
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#30
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Since when is football called footy?

Since people learned to chillax.
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#31
It's because you were playing touch football, and not tackley football, isn't it? Or that horribly stupid flag football. God, I hated high school.
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#33
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i hate the guy ani way frigen square head...

you pwned matt rach??
#34
Are you ****ing eight years old?
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