#1
I just burnt the **** out of my thumb, and I ended up wasting a bunch of weed cause my ****ing lighter sucks monkey dick.

I'm hardly high at all.

And I was too paranoid to go buy a new one.

What's the best lighter that won't burn the **** out of you and your crappy Sprite can pipe?
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#2
Zippo, all you will ever need, don't need to hold it down to stay lit. They're like $30 but you can refil them, and you can do cool tricks
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#3
Smoking out of pop cans can lead to Alzheimer's. I wouldn't be worried about your silly lighter. Just use a Bic.
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#4
bic, bic, bic. and go get a pipe from a smoke shop, not that hard
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#5
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bic, bic, bic. and go get a pipe from a smoke shop, not that hard


if they have residue on them and they are found, they're considered illegal paraphernalia. I'm really paranoid about that stuff since there are soooo many cops where I live.

I like to just be able to toss everything out and go.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#7
Quote by djmay71
one word.


matches.


for a pipe? wouldthat even work?
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#8
Quote by SilenceIsGolden
if they have residue on them and they are found, they're considered illegal paraphernalia. I'm really paranoid about that stuff since there are soooo many cops where I live.

I like to just be able to toss everything out and go.


get a really small one, clean it a lot (rubbing alcohol). if not, then get zig-zags (7-11 has them) and roll bitch! roll!
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#9
Zippo's aren't great for weed. It's a stronger gas that is going to do more damage to you than the weed itself. Get a cheap Bic and it should do you well.
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#10
Bic. And if you're going to make something yourself, don't make it out of a sprite can. Infact, go buy a little crack pipe or something and smoke out of that.
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#11
I can't believe someone posted this....

How about none. But here are some tips!
1: Shut the **** up, get out the chair. And roll onto your Step moms couch for some sleep.
2: Why are you asking UG..?
3: Why do you have weed?
4: Get a life
#12
ew don't smoke weed you might burn yourself, just do cocaine you dont need a lighter or anything it gives you energy its cool!
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#13
Quote by Filter
I can't believe someone posted this....

How about none. But here are some tips!
1: Shut the **** up, get out the chair. And roll onto your Step moms couch for some sleep.
2: Why are you asking UG..?
3: Why do you have weed?
4: Get a life


i ****ing hate this type of person
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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I only smoke when I've been drinking and I only drink when I've been smoking.
#15
Quote by Filter
I can't believe someone posted this....

How about none. But here are some tips!
1: Shut the **** up, get out the chair. And roll onto your Step moms couch for some sleep.
2: Why are you asking UG..?
3: Why do you have weed?
4: Get a life


Grow up.
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#16
brownies?
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#17
Quote by Filter
I can't believe someone posted this....

How about none. But here are some tips!
1: Shut the **** up, get out the chair. And roll onto your Step moms couch for some sleep.
2: Why are you asking UG..?
3: Why do you have weed?
4: Get a life






Who are you to judge, exactly?
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#18
Quote by Filter
I can't believe someone posted this....

How about none. But here are some tips!
1: Shut the **** up, get out the chair. And roll onto your Step moms couch for some sleep.
2: Why are you asking UG..?
3: Why do you have weed?
4: Get a life


I'm on weed, you're on UG.

Both are equally pointless, but weed is more fun.

I win.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#20
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Weird how i'm being told to grow up by a 14 yr old...



Speaks volumes about your personality, doesn't it?
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#21
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Weird how i'm being told to grow up by a 14 yr old...


probably because you're being more immature than a 14 year old

im 15 btw
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#22
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Weird how i'm being told to grow up by a 14 yr old...


Weird I'm being told to get a life by a tool on the internet.

The irony goes both ways.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#23
Oh! And a 15 yr old. Volume... echoooo

(PS: Might wanna take out your personal pics.)
#24
this thread is filled with ownage already. what an evening.

get a lighter with an adjustable flame, or as what's his name said, use matches. that's what's typically used for tobacco pipes, and they'll work just fine for weed. they burn hotter than gas, and the flame is easier to control when you've got an inch or two of match to work with.

and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, stop smoking out of aluminum cans! use a sobe bottle or something, or use something that you can stick a socket into.


EDIT- ^ you're not being very helpful, and you're just asking for a flame, as a majority of people on UG smoke weed, or are at least willing to accept other people's lifestyles. the rest are just as happy to insult you for no other reason than to be popular.
#25
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Oh! And a 15 yr old. Volume... echoooo

(PS: Might wanna take out your personal pics.)


Checking out 15 year olds, are we?

Anyway, it's good to see you took your own advice. Confident.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#26
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Oh! And a 15 yr old. Volume... echoooo

(PS: Might wanna take out your personal pics.)



...is English your first language? Just curious.
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#27
Quote by SilenceIsGolden
I'm on weed, you're on UG.

Both are equally pointless, but weed is more fun.

I win.


Yup
This post is win.
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#28
Quote by CaptainOfSmug
Zippo, all you will ever need, don't need to hold it down to stay lit. They're like $30 but you can refil them, and you can do cool tricks

Holy ****, you're silly. Try lighitng anything but a one hit with a zippo.
#29
Quote by SilenceIsGolden
I'm on weed, you're on UG.

Both are equally pointless, but weed is more fun.

I win.


I think you are on both weed and UG


too much weed if you dont realise that


too much weed is teh phailzorz
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#30
this thread needs to be shot in the face.
cheap bic lighter, apple bong, you're set.


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#31
butane torches are fun
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#32
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for a pipe? wouldthat even work?

You're kidding, right? Matches are still the preferred light for smoking with a pipe (at least with tobacco).
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#33
Quote by SilenceIsGolden
I'm on weed, you're on UG.

Both are equally pointless, but weed is more fun.

I win.


well put
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#34
For the first time in my life, I wish I was high right now. Then I might be entertained by this thread. Lets talk more about monkey genitalia.
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