#1
Uh hi guys. I need a new guitar and i dont have any money. so im gonna s ell youmy kdiney.

reasons why you should buy my kidney

1 - if you are an alcoholic, it means you can get drunk 5x more and only die on the same date you were going to with your 2 kidneys.

2 - my kidney hasnt worked a day in its life.

3 - I eat healty food.

4 - im sure you could think of some really creative/artistic thing to do with my kidney

5 - my kidney lives in a good enviroment because i never move

6 - also how much are kidneys normally sold for

7 - pleas buy my kidney?
#2
I'll buy it, and I promise to feed it every day.

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#3
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2 - my kidney hasnt worked a day in its life.


Then it's pretty much worthless, isn't it?
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Then it's pretty much worthless, isn't it?


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#7
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Uh hi guys. I need a new guitar and i dont have any money. so im gonna s ell youmy kdiney.
reasons why you should buy my kidney

1 - if you are an alcoholic, it means you can get drunk 5x more and only die on the same date you were going to with your 2 kidneys.

2 - my kidney hasnt worked a day in its life.
3 - I eat healty food.

4 - im sure you could think of some really creative/artistic thing to do with my kidney

5 - my kidney lives in a good enviroment because i never move

6 - also how much are kidneys normally sold for

7 - pleas buy my kidney?

Is your kidney black?
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#10
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Three kidneys would be win...


Did you see that thing on the new ages ago, about the girl that had an X ray for something, and the doctors found out she had 4 kidneys?

Apparantly it's an actual condition, and they just sit there and do nothing.
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#11
Here's a better way to use your kidney to get that guitar:

Your kidney, together with the rest of your body, should log off UG and get a job.
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#12
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Did you see that thing on the new ages ago, about the girl that had an X ray for something, and the doctors found out she had 4 kidneys?

Apparantly it's an actual condition, and they just sit there and do nothing.

Well, if you're born with it, it's just a mutation or something. If you INSERT an extra kidney, though, you're like... hmm... Well, I don't know what what you would be, but it'd be pretty damn sweet.
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#13
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Did you see that thing on the new ages ago, about the girl that had an X ray for something, and the doctors found out she had 4 kidneys?

Apparantly it's an actual condition, and they just sit there and do nothing.



Wow1 i want as many kidneys as i can get now! i am willing to buy your kidney!
#14
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Well, if you're born with it, it's just a mutation or something. If you INSERT an extra kidney, though, you're like... hmm... Well, I don't know what what you would be, but it'd be pretty damn sweet.


You wouldn't have anywhere to put it though. You'd have to carry it around in your pocket all the time.
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Here's a better way to use your kidney to get that guitar:

Your kidney, together with the rest of your body, should log off UG and get a job.

Now that's just ridiculous. There's gotta be better way.
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#16
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Wow1 i want as many kidneys as i can get now! i am willing to buy your kidney!


sht, wrong accuent
#17
i heard that if you just swallow a kidney hole then it automatically attaches itself....
#18
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sht, wrong accuent



multi...

Ego inflating praise here:
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sht, wrong accuent




if you're going to make multi threads- at least make them better than this.
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#22
You're crazy. You talk to yourself over Internet forums. Stay away from me.
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#23
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shiit guys shiit guys we need to hush hush bout this before mods get here


HEY MODS!

THIS GUY HAS MULTIS!


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#24
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You wouldn't have anywhere to put it though. You'd have to carry it around in your pocket all the time.

Well, then you'd be able to show it to everyone and brag!

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i heard that if you just swallow a kidney hole then it automatically attaches itself....

I don't think that's proven, because of practical reasons...
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