#1
serisouly when i was a child. My mum and dad never said anything about him...

They just brought me eggs

I'm a deprived child...

I know about santa though...
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#3
Yeah, which is why I never got told either, dont feel like you have lost out
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#5
How'd they get a bunny out of nailing a guy onto a cross who then dies and gets reserected??
#7
Everyone knows that the Easter Bunny is Jesus' reincarnated form.
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#8
oh ok then i dident miss out.

Santa is much cooler i supose
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#9
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How'd they get a bunny out of nailing a guy onto a cross who then dies and gets reserected??

How'd you get a Christian holiday out of an originally Pagan holiday.
All holidays that are supposedly Christian holidays are just renamed Pagan holidays.

Christmas? Winter Festival.

Look it up.

It was called Ishtar (which is pronounced Easter)

http://www.lasttrumpetministries.org/tracts/tract1.html
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#10
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How'd they get a bunny out of nailing a guy onto a cross who then dies and gets reserected??


I guess it's something vaguely like, resurrection > new life > spring time > bunnies. And eggs.

At Easter my mum used to make a rabbit out of this rabbit shaped jelly mould and I always got given the arse end.

#11
This is why nobody told you about the Easter bunny:



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#12
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I was wondering the same about coloured eggs


Pff, everyone knows coloured eggs come from coloured chickens.
#16
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How'd you get a Christian holiday out of an originally Pagan holiday.
All holidays that are supposedly Christian holidays are just renamed Pagan holidays.

Christmas? Winter Festival.

Look it up.

It was called Ishtar (which is pronounced Easter)

http://www.lasttrumpetministries.org/tracts/tract1.html


I must thank you, WH15P3R, this was a really good read and a good piece of information. Thank you for enlightening me to this link.
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#17
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I must thank you, WH15P3R, this was a really good read and a good piece of information. Thank you for enlightening me to this link.

I'm not Christian nor Pagan, just people who start complaining about Bunnies and Eggs not having anything to do with easter starts getting annoying.
Glad to have helped.
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#18
So? you got the chocolate and avoided the disappointment of finding out the truth
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#19
The Easter Bunny sucks. He brings you shitty chocolate and hides all your eggs. Then, even if you find them, he painted them so you can't use them.
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#22
As right as the man who posted the pagan link is about Easter's pagan origins, the contents of that link seem a little flimsy.

As far as I remember, Easter was originally the festival of the Pagan fertility goddess Aestre (may be spelled wrong).

Fertility = eggs. Also = Oestrogen (same word derivation)

And her sacred animal was the hare, which the Christians changed to a rabbit when they appropriated the festival.

We could be both right, mind, myths have a habit of overlapping.
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#23
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As right as the man who posted the pagan link is about Easter's pagan origins, the contents of that link seem a little flimsy.

As far as I remember, Easter was originally the festival of the Pagan fertility goddess Aestre (may be spelled wrong).

Fertility = eggs. Also = Oestrogen (same word derivation)

And her sacred animal was the hare, which the Christians changed to a rabbit when they appropriated the festival.

We could be both right, mind, myths have a habit of overlapping.

Yeah, they're sneaky.
I didn't look too much into that page, I just searched Ishtar because I remember reading about this some time ago and that had the most info.
But I don't have any doubts that there are different stories, but they all derive from Paganism.
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The harder the rules became.
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