#1
just yesterday some drunk off his ass jackass ran straight into my fence, STRAIGHT INTO IT!!!! And just last night some gangbangers decided they wanted to tag our mailbox. And our driveway. Im so unbelievably pissed right now......anyone got anything similar that happens?

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#2
This persons house on my street, was completely hit by a car, the whole side of the house was gone. What you are describing is minimal damage.
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just yesterday some drunk off his ass jackass ran straight into my fence, STRAIGHT INTO IT!!!! And just last night some gangbangers decided they wanted to tag our mailbox. And our driveway. Im so unbelievably pissed right now......anyone got anything similar that happens?




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I had to do it man, this is great. Especially the part about the drunk guy.
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#8
hahahaha, i guess its just a house they love to hate. Does it have a snobby facade and a "home sweet home" mailbox on it. that might explain.
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#9
When you say ran... do you mean like.. on his feet? Because I have this hilarious mind image of some drunk dude running into your house in his short, shorts and his pink headband.
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When you say ran... do you mean like.. on his feet? Because I have this hilarious mind image of some drunk dude running into your house in his short, shorts and his pink headband.



no i mean in a truck

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I LOVE YOUR HOUSE!


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#14
this is funnier than cancer!


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maybe it's not your house they hate...
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My old house was pretty hated, we were right on this corner and all these punk kids would sit outside and break bottles and **** while I was trying to sleep, someone stole all the tools off my dads ute, and when my dad put big metal things over the locks on it after he bought new tools so the locks couldn't be cut, they picked up the toolbox and dropped it right outside my window resulting in a loud band which scared the **** out of me.

OH and one day I was riding my bike and I went inside for a piss and when I came back.. Poor lil Pats bike was nowhere to be seen
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One of my best friends got her license, and the second day of having it, she ran into a house. I guess she clipped the curb, over-corrected herself, and instead of slamming on the breaks, she accidentally slammed on the gas, and ran straight into a house. Completely true.

The worst that happened was a snow plow came through our neighborhood and ran our mailbox over, then the city gave us this super shitty one. The door won't even shut.
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#20
You do realize with the castle law in action, you have the right to use deadly force on any trespassers right?
Put up gun turrets on your roof.
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#21
that's hilarious. And Ironic. Last night when I was drunk off my ass and was driving home I ran straight into some lowlife's fence. You should've seen his face. It was priceless and then me and my friends decided to show teh world our art work and tagged some one's mailbox and driveway. In the morning I found out it was teh SAME PERSON! Shit was SO crash.
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that's hilarious. And Ironic. Last night when I was drunk off my ass and was driving home I ran straight into some lowlife's fence. You should've seen his face. It was priceless and then me and my friends decided to show teh world our art work and tagged some one's mailbox and driveway. In the morning I found out it was teh SAME PERSON! Shit was SO crash.



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You do realize with the castle law in action, you have the right to use deadly force on any trespassers right?
Put up gun turrets on your roof.


IN CALIFORNIA????? Dude? seriously?

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