#1
Hey guys, I'm new here to the forums but not to the site. Just need a little help as far as teaching people guitar goes...

So here's the story. I'm at my dad's work buddy's house and he has a daughter a little older than me (shes 15 almost 16 and im a n00b 14.) They have an old acoustic (Yamaha i think... not a bad one though) and i start to play. Naturally due to my amazing skills (hah) she wants to take lessons from me every weekend. I've been playing for 4 1/2 years and am self-taught, i dont know anything about how to teach someone. I just picked up guitar and started learning tabs, how to play by ear, etc.

But I want to keep her interested in the instrument (not bore her) as well as make stuff fun. So i don't wanna start off with a bunch of jazz history or like deep music theorem, just light stuff

Any ideas will be greatly appreciated.
#2
**** teaching her guitar
just screw her.
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#3
Is she hot?
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Is she hot?

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Give him a handjob


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#6
Teach her in the nude. That ought to amuse her.


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#7
Jailbate?

How bout instead of her paying you money, she pays you in sex.
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#8
don't make the immature joke about "breaking your G string fingering A-minor" please, unless she's into that kinda stuff.


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#9
Thanks. Huge help :P

Yeah, she's hot.

I already tried teaching in the nude and when she freaked i said my pants were too big and they fell off and the reason i was going commando is because all my boxers were at the cleaners.

:P
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#10
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Thanks. Huge help :P

Yeah, she's hot.

I already tried teaching in the nude and when she freaked i said my pants were too big and they fell off and the reason i was going commando is because all my boxers were at the cleaners.

:P



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HAAAAAAAAAAAALP!

I thought exactly the same thing when i saw the thread!*beatles 5! click*
just teach her something simple like smoke on the water first.. then just choose songs that you did at that stage and slowly build it up! simple! throwing in music theory here and there, important.
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#12
hah cheers
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