#2
Cannibal Corpse- I Cum Blood
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#4
Only a well-sized member will impress girls. In which case, you lose.
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Give him a handjob


Had to consolidate the sig.
#5
just smash your guitar
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"all fatties report to the gym!"


Quote by mosh_face

music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#8
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Tell me what nation on this earth, was not born of tragedy-Primordial
#10
Quote by Eggmond
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Nahh, that was a one-hit-wonder....

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#11
this has ben asked too many times. I'm not going to tell you to use the searchbar . . . cos that'd be stupid . . .

heartbeats?
Quote by DeathByDestroyr
your speaker is not broken in?

if i where you, i wouldnt play through it until it is
#12
A better way to impress girls is by being nice, intelligent, talkative and friendly.
#14
"big 10 inch record" by aerosmith gets them in your pants all the time. just be sure to do it in a very dark room, so that they won't be disappointed till they're naked.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#15
Smoke on the water

/thread


(the third time i say this today)
Quote by _-=Ali C=-_
i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#16
Ill save you the toruble of searching and learning a song.

It won't work.
#17
pet teh kitteh
We've dressed up in our best...

...and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.

Quote by bogg808
The PBT is for those too TGP for the rest of UG.

#18
Quote by schecter ftw
Anything off Guitar Hero always gets them.


gets anyone really

Quote by The Spoon
Ill save you the toruble of searching and learning a song.

It won't work.


works on the idiots
dont take any guff from these bastards man

Quote by Fenderhippie69
I only smoke when I've been drinking and I only drink when I've been smoking.
#20
Quote by Blackholesun00
Why does this always get posted?


Its the perfect song

Honestly, what girl would say no to a bloody penis? Especially if it comes in its own box
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#21
if a girl starts to like you just because you can play a certain song on guitar, id say she is pretty sad
My Gear
Fender 72 Tele Deluxe
Behringer GM108
Austin Boot-Heel Cutaway
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Boss DS-1 Distortion
Peavey Valveking 112

Quote by mikeman
Everyone can relate to food or taking dumps but nobody sings about it.
#22
Quote by silhouettica
Cannibal Corpse- I Cum Blood

Wow, that gets funnier every ****ing time I hear it.


...NOT.
#23
Quote by silhouettica
Cannibal Corpse- I Cum Blood



CC jokes are getting really boring!


now to the topic: back in black gets them sometimes.
Looking for a new sig!
#25
on second thought, if you can sing and play(preferably a soft acoutic song) you can lure a complete ditz
My Gear
Fender 72 Tele Deluxe
Behringer GM108
Austin Boot-Heel Cutaway
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Boss DS-1 Distortion
Peavey Valveking 112

Quote by mikeman
Everyone can relate to food or taking dumps but nobody sings about it.
#26
Try the mixed tape by jack mannequin

Yes, the gay jokes begin. but seriously try that one.

>_>

Also I Cum Blood if the first choice doesn't work out... and usually GH songs because lots of people know them. Most GH songs arent too difficult on guitar too.
In U.S. of A, democracy rule you !!!

Equipment:
Fender Stratocaster (Deep Blue)
Peavey VTX Classic
Ibanez GBS Electric (Candy Red)
Arion Chorus Effects Pedal

Saving for:
Epiphone Les Paul
#27
Imma gunna **** your mouth- Flavor of the Week
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#28
Quote by sargasm
A better way to impress girls is by being nice, intelligent, talkative and friendly.


Holy crap, an intelligent response
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#29
"**** Her Gently" by Tenacious D.

Seriously, the girl will know that you had the balls to sing that song...
Quote by nintendocly
During practice once, my bass player was trying to act cool and headbang and I hit him in the face with sharp head of my washburn (accident maybe). Theres still a tiny bit of blood in my guitar, I think its kinda cool
#30
girls dont get impressed by show-offs?
England is mine and it owes me a living
#31
Quote by rossini
girls dont get impressed by show-offs?

The stupid variety that you only want for one night do.
#32
Quote by rossini
girls dont get impressed by show-offs?


stupid girls get...

EDIT: damn, beaten.. it's so true lol
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
making a windows machine look like a mac is like putting lipstick on a pig.


~We Rock Out With Our Cocks Out!: UG Naked Club.~
#33
Impress girls with your personality, chances are they will not be impressed unless they asked you to play a song for them. Then do whatever you feel like and not some song that you and your sweeping generalizations assume that all girls like.
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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?