#1
lets all bust out our dope ass rhymes

Yo i be walkin down the street
feeling the beat
theni look at my feet
and slowly take a seat

i just stepped on gum
this aint no fun
it looks like cum
now i take a sip of rum

i iz mad dope

post urs
#2
ey soulja boi can i get -YAH TRICK YAH
Nighty Night keep your butthole tight
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I heard my mom talking to her friend about going to a ****ing dildo party!
#5
yo bitch,ima smack ya,ima crack ya,youz a bitch and a cracka,how many times i gotta tell ya,youz a bitch an a stupid yella,yo get out mah face,b4 i get mah muthafukkin mace biotch
#6
Obvious troll is obvious
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#7
hookers.
shooting.
cocaine.

doesnt rhyme but thats how all rap goes so w/e...
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

marilize leguana!
#9
Quote by live4ledzep
hookers.
shooting.
cocaine.

doesnt rhyme but thats how all rap goes so w/e...



you forgot the ol' "mind on my money and money on my mind" line......****, rap is ****
#11
Quote by live4ledzep
hookers.
shooting.
cocaine.

doesnt rhyme but thats how all rap goes so w/e...


He speaks the truth ladies and pit dwellers.
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It's raining blood from a lacerated sky.


#12
rhymes so potent/that in this small segment/i've made all the ladies in the two first rows pregnant
Tiger style.
#13
man im ready for another

yeah i whip out my strat
get ready for an attack
not of the metal kind
but i will own mankind
with my mad rapper skillz
ill give yo momma chillz
as i run through this lick
and rap with my dick

OOOOOoooh
#16
Quote by ChrisIsGawd
man im ready for another

yeah i whip out my strat
get ready for an attack
not of the metal kind
but i will own mankind
with my mad rapper skillz
ill give yo momma chillz
as i run through this lick
and rap with my dick

OOOOOoooh



You sir, are a Guitar Gangsta
--"Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride."--
#17
Quote by emagdnimasisiht
He speaks the truth ladies and pit dwellers.

that he does. he reffering to me.
y the hell would you want to listen to that crap anyways?
it all sounds the same
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

marilize leguana!
#18
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time...


Am I doing it right?
#19
Rap:

RETARDS
ATTEMPTING
POETRY.

Go away. Now.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#22
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel california
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain,
please bring me my wine
He said, we havent had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin it up at the hotel california
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the masters chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just cant kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
relax, said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!
#23
Yo' think yo thread is on a roll,
bustin' out rhymes n' feeding da troll,
but I guess you woulda never have thought it,
while yo be typin',
dis thread was *reported*
#24
ayo,im on the mic,like fat ass dike,trying to get with anotha woman,im doin **** like Harry Truman,im a true hustla,true bustla,get out mah way fukkin tustla
#25
Quote by ctb
Yo' think yo thread is on a roll,
bustin' out rhymes n' feeding da troll,
but I guess you woulda never have thought it,
while yo be typin',
dis thread was *reported*

hahahahahhahaha
#26
Quote by hellraiser1133
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel california
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain,
please bring me my wine
He said, we havent had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin it up at the hotel california
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the masters chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just cant kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
relax, said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!


Hotel California
#27
bitch ass ho
tryin to steal my dough
i smack yo ass
with this hydrogen gas
Bitches be frontin
I want to go muff huntin
Got all this chains n gold
Now please nigga,
this **** is OLD!!!!!
Nighty Night keep your butthole tight
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#28
uh,uh,you,your speechless,your getting impeachedess,im tired of yall tryin to rap,your just a pice of crap,seing as how im better,and your under the weather,your full of ****,you lie about trying to get the clit,yeah boi
#29
(Yoooouuuu!)
Soulja boy I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy
(Yoooouuuu!)
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)

[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Amidoinitrite?
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.