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Post the things you do wrong that might just condemn into damnation. I'll start it off:

1. I listened to Slayer on Easter.

2. I ripped off that tag off the matress.

3. When people wave to me, I don't wave back.
Co-Founder of the Puttsecks Group

Listen to my Lux Aeterna remix and other random songs! Comments?

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vicd08, your avatar is suckin up my life, and stealing my thoughts...

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I just want to say that your avatar is simply the best thing in creation.
#4
5. I posted in the Pit.
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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#5
6. I don't believe in god.
7. I masturbate without remorse.
8. I don't wash my hands after I go.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


Parker Nitefly Mojo sonnn
Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#12
i worked easter sunday, and then went to my mothers to conspire against my father and how i can **** him over into paying for my college.
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15. I piss in the toilet without flushing
Nighty Night keep your butthole tight
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I heard my mom talking to her friend about going to a ****ing dildo party!
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16. i sacrified a virgin to horus
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
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69. why are numbers getting repeated?



Everyone replied within 4 minutes
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14. Every time I see a girl that's relatively good looking, I imagine having sex with them.
To atone a sin I didn't care for, but a sin that paid my debts
A sin that fed my children and burned my smiles and cigarettes
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18. i actually worship satan guys
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#23
19. I dance and swing my hips, while listening to Rock and Roll

(reminiscent of old 80's movies)
Opus Acoustic by Harmony Guitars
Ibanez AEF18 Acoustic Electric
Crate GTD15R

Tophue: Every christian song has the chord progression G, Cadd9 somewhere in the song
Phax: The key of Gsus!!! COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! haha
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11. I killed JFK

I killed iceman_8319.
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Because there is a bomb in the lasagna!


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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
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I fantasize about having sex with a woman's eye socket




Lol manson


665. I enjoyed a song by Ice Cube
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5. I don't know that the number of the beast is actually 616.


somebody watches QI

marry me?


I suppose my blatant and outspoken belief that god doesn't exist would probably propel me down stairs, but of course, that won't happen
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
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i forgot to use a condom
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fial

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lol anything divided by zero is zero, why did you need a calculator for that?
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i think satan is a douche bag a god has a cruel sense of humor. (you know where thats going to get me) pay back on me
FAIL
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