#1
okay on most occasions i wouldnt even dream of doing this but in this case i am drunk so im going insane over nicotine. i need some ****in nicotine and i cant leave my house because i would get caught. do you think if i went in the shower, turned it up really hot and put a towel underneath teh door and turned on the fan and smoked a cig that it would smell?
#3
Yeah, probably would.
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#4
u could possibly get away with that using weed... with a ciggy not a chance they just simply smell too strong
#5
what are you, 12?
if you are underage dont smoke.
if you live in your parents house and they dont want you to, dont smoke.

if they dont care fine, but if you have a problem with it, move out.
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#6
my ****in window is bolted. i thought i could plug in the door with a towel and turn on the shower and turn on the shi-tter fan
#8
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what are you, 12?
if you are underage dont smoke.
if you live in your parents house and they dont want you to, dont smoke.

if they dont care fine, but if you have a problem with it, move out.


+1, living under your parents roof?

They own you, obey their rules.
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#9
dont be a puss go to the store and get some Grizzly longcut wintergreen

and put a big ass dip in and take a shower
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nahhhh it would not smell even if you smoked the whole pack that way


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#12
when you come out act like you just took a big dump and say " i wouldn't go in there for about 35-45 minutes"
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#17
tried it once, didn't work. i had the cigarette RIGHT up near the fan, i was standing on a stool and everything. guess what? the entire bathroom smelled like smoke.

honestly, how hard can it be for you to just slip outside and do it?
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#21
wait, so why would you get caught sneaking out?

the bathroom is not a good idea at all, your only hope is to make it outside.
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#22
cigarrettes will kill you man...............stick to snorting or shooting up heroin..its so much safer
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#23
do it. its a great idea.

but then again, i couldnt possibly care less if you got caught, so my opinion may not be valid.
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#25
well your drunk its not like a cig will get u in worse trouble

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#26
probably wont work.


but try it anyway. i want to hear the story about how you got caught.

maybe if you do all that + use some sort of air freshener spray (which most people seem to have in their bathroom) you might be able to get away with it.
#27
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okay on most occasions i wouldnt even dream of doing this but in this case i am drunk so im going insane over nicotine. i need some ****in nicotine and i cant leave my house because i would get caught. do you think if i went in the shower, turned it up really hot and put a towel underneath teh door and turned on the fan and smoked a cig that it would smell?


don't do it i've tried it when i was addicted to them, back when i was about thirteen

i opened the window, put a fan so that the smoke could go out, but it still didn't work

my momma smelled it, and i blamed it on the neighbor
#28
Damn right it does.

I smoked a tiny blunt, basically it was almost the size of a joint.

Anyways, I smoked half of it and it got through THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
The invention called Air Conditioning and Air Vents lets it travel to ALL areas of the house and stink major.

Cigarettes happen to have a less powerful smell, but it will still smell even if the A/C is off.
Smoke in your backyard.

A good idea though if you CAN'T go outside the house at all is to smoke with a window open, fan blowing out of it, and blow ALL the smoke you breath out through a laundry towel thing (they're those little white sheets that smell pretty neat ) anyways, it gets rid of the smell completely.
Change towel things every 5 exhales.
#30
whats with all the anti-smoking crusaders? grow up!
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#32
If you're not supposed to smoke, don't. Mind over matter, you don't really need the nicotine.

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#33
Threadstarter, sounds like you're developing a serious nicotine problem. I honestly think you should confess and get some help; smoking cigarettes is a waste of money and health anyways.
#34
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Threadstarter, sounds like you're developing a serious nicotine problem. I honestly think you should confess and get some help; smoking cigarettes is a waste of money and health anyways.



sounds like it to me as well, but he did say he was drunk lol. so that should explain some of this...EXTREME craving....
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#35
Smoking the shower is probably a bad idea, yes.
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#36
Don't do it. You could set the water on fire.
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#37
Do it while you're chucking a crap.

The crap will out smell the cigarettes.
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