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Guys, I keep catching my best friend staring at my sister. One example was when I had him over once and I caught him flirting with her when I came out of the bathroom. Not only is she is my sister, but the creepy part is that she's 12.

What should I do?
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#3
And how old is he? |:
Edit: Oh. Icwotudidthar.
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#4
Okay, i get it now.
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#7
LOL, nice.

I knew that someone would come back and do this..............lol.
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Roflmao
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#10
you should go face palm your_dad.

nobody move!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok now imagine sonicxlover swooping down and giving your_dad an epic facepalm!!!

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Why did the girl in the picture have a black eye?

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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#12
eh 12 year olds stop being hot when i was about 14 how old is ur friend
#13
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#14
just for this, sonicxlover, i would totally hav your babies if physically possible.
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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
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dude, think of the F*CKING SMARTIES

Yeah think of fucking the smarties!
#17
Stick it in her pooper.
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#20
Just tell your dad. That way, even if he and your sister DO get together, he cant get her pregnant because daddy would have ripped his balls off... Then you can use him as your singer and become a multi platinum selling female fronted pop-goth band, like evanescence
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How old is he??!~!!!

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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#22
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Just tell your dad. That way, even if he and your sister DO get together, he cant get her pregnant because daddy would have ripped his balls off... Then you can use him as your singer and become a multi platinum selling female fronted pop-goth band, like evanescence


that was way too serious of a reply............. i think. u do know this is a mock thread right?
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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#23
nice... well i mean i seen her pic... and he said she has decent sized boobs now... i mean your buddy said he got a boner looking at her... he's probably tapping it right now
#25
Mock threads are the best

and all the serious replies make it funnier
#26
wait is your sisters name molly?
i think i know her!
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#27
lol thats funny

you should tell your friend to back off, i'm sure he has a thread about it somewhere on the interwebz
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#30
What's so funny??
Did I miss something?
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#32
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What's so funny??
Did I miss something?

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I'm assuming someone made a serious thread like this and with comical results.

EDIT: Found the thread, why the hell does she have a black eye?

Also give it five years to be mildly strange and 10 years with no strangeness at all. Of course those are just suggestions...
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#34
Hahahaha
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#36
how olds ur friend?
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#40
Dude, all ya gotta do is give your friend over for dinner, have a nice meal with your sister, dad and anyone else who would like to join. And then slip some GHB in his drink, take him down to the basement, cut off his arms, limbs, his weener and take out his kidney's and then ask him if he'd like to boink your sister now.
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