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I love watching MMA , Ultimate fighter and other such sports, but I get board when they "take it to the matt" and just wrestle around. I think it would be a great idea if bolth oponents wear a collar with a handle on it, each guy grabs the handle with one hand and with the other just starts hammerin away, kind of like in hockey. The looser gets knocked out, or lets go. Call it speed fighting, or drag boxing? Real quick and absolute, none of that submission crap. Do you guys think it could become popular?
#2
I suggest Professional Knife Edge Death Match.
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No.
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#4
Old. In ancient Greece, both opponents were tied together using a short rope, and they were forced to punch the crap out of each other.
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#5
I suggest we replace all this modern wrestling crap with some good old medieval combat.
Who dat?
#6
New idea: Armor-less jousting.
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New idea: Armor-less jousting.


Sounds awesome, I'd watch that.
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#9
Newer sport: lance-less jousting. Just beat the **** out of each other on horseback.
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I love watching MMA , Ultimate fighter and other such sports, but I get board when they "take it to the matt" and just wrestle around. I think it would be a great idea if bolth oponents wear a collar with a handle on it, each guy grabs the handle with one hand and with the other just starts hammerin away, kind of like in hockey. The looser gets knocked out, or lets go. Call it speed fighting, or drag boxing? Real quick and absolute, none of that submission crap. Do you guys think it could become popular?


Then you don't love watching MMA. That "submission crap" adds another level of depth to the fighting. You just want to see two dudes punch each other with no strategy or technique. That's not a sport, it's a street brawl. Go buy Felony Fights and leave sports to people who understand competition.
#12
New idea: Fight Bruce Lee. You win if you leave with your life.
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#13
Ok "love" was the wrong word. Some people like racing in circles all afternoon some like a nice quick drag race. Not takin away from eather one, I just like the action a litter quicker
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New idea: Fight Bruce Lee. You win if you leave with your life.
good thing i happen to be Tony Jaa. im a-gonna knee that guy in the collarbone!
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#15
Skip the collars, and give them shovels instead.

Then the objective is to dig the opponent's grave and hit them in the head with the shovel and knock them into said grave first.
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Where's the fun in fighting a corpse?

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#17
They already did this in a movie way way before the MMA thing came out. It's called Blood of Heroes. Rutger Hauer, Joan Chen, etc. Post apocalyptic gladiator type stuff. The game inb the movie was sort of a mix between Greco-Roman wrestling, gladiator warfare and Rugby.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094764/

Awesome movie anyway. Favorite quote from it: "Nobody carries the Dogboy"

Played with a dog skull; only one player on either team was able to actually touch the skull, and the other 4 or 5 team members had some kind of weapon to support the movement of the skull by the "quick" which was the player able to touch the skull. My friends and I always talked about playing it, but the damage you could do to other players wouldn't be something you could walk away from very easily.

We kept on drinking instead
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#18
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Then you don't love watching MMA. That "submission crap" adds another level of depth to the fighting. You just want to see two dudes punch each other with no strategy or technique. That's not a sport, it's a street brawl. Go buy Felony Fights and leave sports to people who understand competition.


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Where's the fun in fighting a corpse?

Now sexing it though...

I dunno about you man, but Bruce Lee's corpse could kick my ass.
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