#7
I'd whack you to death with the search bar.
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#10
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umm... I'd blast rap in your ears until you died of a fit

you wouldn't! ^i'd kill you by switching places with you.
#12
Show them 6 hours of footage of a baby chimp trying to revive it's dead mother.... they'd cry themselves to death
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#13
in the words of Wu Tang clan "id sew your a** hole shut and keep feedin ya, and feedin ya and feedin ya" (there words not mine) lol
Im gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans !!!!
#14
I would break into their house at night armed with tranquillizers and tranquilize them. I would then tie them up, put them in a body bag, carry them to the boot of my car and put them into it.

I would drive to a remote warehouse where I would tie them to a metal chair next to a giant industrial furnace. I would then put a bag over there head. I would make them face the furnace and cut eye holes for them. I would place them close enough for them to cook slowly so they feel themselves cook.

I would go back to my car and get out a black suitecase which would contain surgical implements. I would surgically remove all their fingers and toes without anesthetic and making sure to stop most of the bleeding. I would then proceed to open up their body cavity and introduce maggots and other flesh eating entities into their body. I would then place blood sucking leeches onto their eyeballs. I wall then apply blood sucking leeches to their sexual organs and then introduce itching powder into their mouth and throat. I would make a small incision in their throat and place in a straw.

I would then being to baste them.

I would leave them there to die by slow cooking and other horrible things going on in their body.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#15
Wrap sand paper around the penis then franically rape in the majority of holes.
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#17
Guitardude19: You have to be careful though: People can pass out from pain, ruining all the fun. Take things slowly.


I'm a simple man. I'd just hire some furries with HIV to rape you. Aids will do the rest.
#18
By stringing up your limbs to various cogs and then pulling you apart.

Then set rabid dogs on your internal organs
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#19
Making him eat his fingers, while shoving sticky pancakes up his butthole, and then I would


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#20
Dry-hump him to death.

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#22
hanging you with my .135 gauge low B string.

Then again, it might snap. But I'm not worried, you can smell the tetanus on it.

To Kensai:

Tickle? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

*is actually stupidly ticklish, would probably asphyxiate due to intense laughter*
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#23
I'd tickle delirium to death.
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#24
ok first i would hit you with a baseball bat in both your kneecaps then i would uppercut you at your nostrils so your nose would go into your brain.

then i would cut your dick off and put it in a blender and make you drink your own dick.

then i would pour hot coffee on you and break your legs and arms.

then i would cut off all your fingers and toes and hit you with a baseball bat in the ribs 10 times.

then i would probably just shoot you in both eyes.
#26
Trap him under a hydrolic press where there is no way for him to get out.Then set the press to Slow, and when i saw slow, i mean fu<king slow!

then watch it smoosh his/her skull very very very slowly
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#27
Y'all are some sick people.

^I guess fire melts snow... I'd burn you.

And to the person below me, please don't take away my weed, k?
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#30
I'd make him watch guro and violent hentai till his eyes bleed, and then stab him repeatedly, and then slice his throat, Sweeny Todd style
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#33
With fire.
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#34
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With fire.


with steam from melted ice!
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