What do mother penguins tell their children before they go out in the dark?

#1
Beak... careful out there.


Anyone else got any terrible jokes from chocolate bars/sweets etc? Cos I don't think that is even a joke. But I'm pretty sure it's meant to be one.
#2
Quote by mulletman500
Beak... careful out there.


Anyone else got any terrible jokes from chocolate bars/sweets etc? Cos I don't think that is even a joke. But I'm pretty sure it's meant to be one.



theres about 6 joke threads
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#3
I did not understand your joke.
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#5
Oh dear god yes. Are Penguin chocolates actually taking the piss. They're so **** these jokes. They used to be good (as good as it gets for a 5 year old )

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my favorite joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw

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Quote by mulletman500
Beak... careful out there.


Anyone else got any terrible jokes from chocolate bars/sweets etc? Cos I don't think that is even a joke. But I'm pretty sure it's meant to be one.





It was so stupid I laughed.


When two angels meet, what do they say to each other ?

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#10
lame guitar joke

what do you call somebody who fights turtles with gutar solo's? ... Shredder! *rim shot*
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What do mother penguins tell their children before they go out in the dark?
Hmmm. I thought it was Maaak, maaak.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A bunny fart!

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the living room!
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
Single.

Okay, I didn't get it from a penguin packet, but still..
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