Poll: What would you do?
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View poll results: What would you do?
Be Whipped
8 15%
Eat A Bat
45 85%
Voters: 53.
#1
Just a quite random poll if you had the choice between being whipped for the rest of your life or eating a bat what would you do.

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#8
eat a bat!!! w00t!
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#10
Whipped, mmm, gotta love that.
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#13
Anyone who chooses whipped is obviously stupid. I mean, it's fun for a while but every day of your life? That's gonna hurt like hell after a while.

Bats are delicious and everything.
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#14
At first I thought you meant a baseball bat and was like 'man how would I eat wood??'. I'd eat the other bat though.
#15
So either be physically abused for the rest of my life or eat an animal?

Hm, I wonder.
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#16
Rofl wierdest thread ever? How and why did you even think of this?!
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#17
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Anyone who chooses whipped is obviously stupid. I mean, it's fun for a while but every day of your life? That's gonna hurt like hell after a while.

Bats are delicious and everything.


After a while? I've been whipped, and I tell you, it hurts from the off

Anyways, yeah, I'll have my bat rare with a peppercorn+breadcrumb coating.
#18
I'm already whipped for the rest of my life, I'm married.
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I'm already whipped for the rest of my life, I'm married.


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#21
Is be whipped by a woman dressed as Batgirl an option?
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#25
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So either be physically abused for the rest of my life or eat an animal?

Hm, I wonder.
Ooooh. Easy choice Hannah. Choose being whipped. I'll do the honours.


... yeah, it'll still hurt. But I'll make it hurt so good.
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#26
whipping turns me on, and i'm vegetarian because eating flesh makes me feel sick. so...i choose whipping!
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#27
Righto..... wait what?

Ok, whipped for rest of life or eat a not-especially-nutritious but still edible leathery source of protein. I'll take the latter please. Whipped once-off is cool though. Especially if it's a sexy one-off whipping. Preferably from a sexy leather-clad lady.
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