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#1
i heard that masterbating alot stops the human growth hormone and tesosterone from being secreted as much, is this true? it'd explain why i'm only 5ft6 and my dad is 6ft3 (i'm still 15 so i'm hoping its reversible)
#5
You don't stop growing till you're 18, so stop worrying about your height. And I doubt it, but it's possible.
#6
yes, you should stop doing it or you'll SHRINK!!
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#8
Quote by PullTigerTail
Do you really think your dad never whacked it?


err for the past few years i've been whacking it way too much

if i stop will it reverse?
#9
Quote by metallica92
err for the past few years i've been whacking it way too much

if i stop will it reverse?


I don't know, I don't have a penis.
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#11
No worries, I'm very tall and I whack it very mu....


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#12
Quote by metallica92
does polishing the rocket affect your height?
Only when you're laying down.

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#15
Yeah, because semen has what's called the growth gene in it. It's what makes babies grow so much in the first 9 months.
The more you're jerkin the gherkin, you shrink.

But seriously, you're an idiot. No, masturbation does not make you shrink or stop your growth, and neither does it make your penis bigger. It releases an endorphin into your brain. That's it.
#16
Who knows. I whack it/do it all the frickin time and I'm 6' even. Right in place with where my genes say I should be, so I'm not concerned.

(I'm assuming the same goes for having sex?)
#17
I'm 6'4'' and I whacked too much when I was growing up.
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#18
I've whacked it every day since I was 12.....
and I'm 6'0. XD
I don't even shred
#19
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But seriously, you're an idiot.
But seriously, it would have been much funnier if you hadn't gone there.
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#21
Polishing the rocket makes it shinier.....nothing to do with your height....unless you polish it non-stop with your head so much that it wears it down, thus, making you smaller.
#22
Quote by PullTigerTail
pfft, that's what you think


yeah, ignore my naivity, i KNOW i'm missing out lol.
#23
yeaa im 15 and i do it sometimes
yet im 6'0" and still growing
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lol anything divided by zero is zero, why did you need a calculator for that?
#24
I'm 6.16 ft and i "polish my rocket"
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#25
Quote by guitarshredder8
yeaa im 15 and i do it sometimes
yet im 6'0" and still growing


i mean like daily, not sometimes
#26
i had my growth spurt right after i started "polishing" and now i'm like 5,7 i think..
#27


God damnit, you're dumb.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#28
Quote by Nebjy
I've whacked it every day since I was 12.....
and I'm 6'0. XD


really? started when i was 13 1/2 ._.
#29
Lately i've bin less horny.. wtf? Im only 16 too...im slightly worried but hoping its a small phase because i enjoy it :P
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#30
Quote by _Tenacious_
Lately i've bin less horny.. wtf? Im only 16 too...im slightly worried but hoping its a small phase because i enjoy it :P


Thats what she said woooooooo!
#31
dude im 6'2" and i jack it left and right!
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#32
Quote by _Tenacious_
Lately i've bin less horny.. wtf? Im only 16 too...im slightly worried but hoping its a small phase because i enjoy it :P


dont worry, we go through them phases, you'll kick into drive the second you see a hot chick walk into your line of vision.
#33
I swear everyday I hear a new euphimism for masterbating.
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#35
Quote by leeb rocks
I swear everyday I hear a new euphimism for masterbating.


yeah i got this one from a movie called 'get over it'
#36
so are there any disadvantages to masterbation? apart from the lack of a partner lol
#39
Quote by maggot9779
You go blind


after masterbating 10 times a day for 50 years, yeah you do
#40
Quote by metallica92
after masterbating 10 times a day for 50 years, yeah you do


You're on track then!
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