#1
It starts tonight! I love this show, the amount of idiots that think they're doing the right thing are hilarious, but no one can be more annyoing than that fat bitch Ruth Badger, or that Katie woman from the last series.

I'm hoping for some lookers but I'm sure I'll be dissapointed. Let the firing commence!
#2
Tonight! Dude, thanks for the reminder!!!

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#4
I don't watch it, although for some charity thing when they had it with Phil Tufnell and some other guys on, it was a reet laugh.

The guy they called Hitler , and he got real mad about it.

Then they asked where he lives and he goes "Just outside of Berlin, apparently".

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#5
I did business and communications for GCSE, and near the end of the year when we finished our exams but still had lessons the teacher would make us wear headphones and watch that damn show for two hours.

Argh.

Stfu Sir Alan.
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#6
Guy from my towns in it. Blonde fella, forgotten his name.

Come to think of it, my town has quite a history of reality TV. Nadia who won Big Brother (The transvestite one) lives here and we had one off the last Apprentice series too (Gerry) who everyone sees around.

I'll be watching it if i can get the sodding football off the tv,
#8
I'll probably watch it tonight, realise they have exactly the same categories of people and never touch it again. You know what I mean by the catagories, the posh guy, the annoying guy, the annoying woman, the struggling single parent woman, the hot woman, the fat and/or black woman and the joe average.
#13
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My god that barister was irritating. The bit about football


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#14
Raef = worlds worst wordsmith

All air, no substance

Alex shouldn't have needed to check the fish identification, he placed an amount of trust in Raef

But, especially for a bannister, Nicholas was an awful speaker "Kinda... you know"
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#15
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My god that barister was irritating. The bit about football



Alan Sugar is an annoying tottenham-supporting ****, but you could tell that bit ****ed him off something awful "I dont care if you're a cockney or a toff, like you are."
#16
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My god that barister was irritating. The bit about football

Yeah, what a twat. I'm glad he's gone, and hopefully that short guy (is it Michael?) won't be far behind.
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#17
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Yeah, what a twat. I'm glad he's gone, and hopefully that short guy (is it Michael?) won't be far behind.


The short asian guy with the long second name, scrompotle or something, better not go. I've got a 50/1 bet on with my son that he'll reach the final.
#18
I've never watched it properly, it's all down to the epic cuntery that is Alan Sugar, I mean yes, he's done extremely well from only one O Level, but he's a cunt.
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#19
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The short asian guy with the long second name, scrompotle or something, better not go. I've got a 50/1 bet on with my son that he'll reach the final.

Yep, that's him. He won't last long.
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#20
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Guy from my towns in it. Blonde fella, forgotten his name.

Come to think of it, my town has quite a history of reality TV. Nadia who won Big Brother (The transvestite one) lives here and we had one off the last Apprentice series too (Gerry) who everyone sees around.


lol. you live in London the capital of a world superpower. well done sherlock.

That guy with the MASSIVE eyebrows and the posh accent. He made me lol. And that puffy barrister who didn't like football. Haha. Outcast...
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#21
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Yep, that's him. He won't last long.


He'd better damn it.
#23
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One of them has a stricking resemblance to Matt Lucas


I noticed that too. They should use it as an alterative attraction. 'Buy a haddock and see Matt Lucas' illegitimate brother'
#24
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One of them has a stricking resemblance to Matt Lucas



no one of them looks the spitting image of roger federer
#25
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That guy with the MASSIVE eyebrows and the posh accent.

Raef was bloody hilarious, I mean who the hell talks like that?

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He'd better damn it.

It seems like the ones that stand out early on don't usually get that far, apart from Tre last year, and hopefully Raef this time.

It's people like Simon or Lee that'll get to the final.
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#26
Wow, what an episode. Some hilarious characters in there.

That toff is one of my favourites of all time, the guy's lost touch with reality with all his academic achivements that are actually of no benefit to anything practical in life.
#27
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, but no one can be more annyoing than that fat bitch Ruth Badger, or that Katie woman from the last series.




The guy that just got fired proved that point wrong
#28
theres always some token 'northern' loudmouth who everybody hates and cleeky blue noses and jews sucking each other off. and thats only in the showers.
#31
Jenny is a stupid ginger bint tbh... although she did a good job of handing pretty much all of the blame on to the other two. Oh and that Raef guy is ****ing hilarious...
#32
lol...the 24hr hotline- Progress your laundry!

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#33
damm, anyone just see it. can't believe simon went. lovely bloke, and a proper hard worker. a real work ethic about the guy. shame about the rest. the guys are okay, but the women are truly awful. i'm not sure why they can't see how little all this back stabbing is helping their cause.
I'd say Lee's going to take the win. Seems a good solid worker, and straight forward and direct. You feel like he's in control.
#34
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damm, anyone just see it. can't believe simon went. lovely bloke, and a proper hard worker. a real work ethic about the guy. shame about the rest. the guys are okay, but the women are truly awful. i'm not sure why they can't see how little all this back stabbing is helping their cause.
I'd say Lee's going to take the win. Seems a good solid worker, and straight forward and direct. You feel like he's in control.


Nah, Simon was an idiot and deserved to go. Come on, when the going got tough he was in tears and didn't want to be filmed.
#35
I felt so bad for army man today. That bitch should have gone!
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#37
Wrong one got fired today like, should've been claire imo.
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#38
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damm, anyone just see it. can't believe simon went. lovely bloke, and a proper hard worker. a real work ethic about the guy. shame about the rest. the guys are okay, but the women are truly awful. i'm not sure why they can't see how little all this back stabbing is helping their cause.
I'd say Lee's going to take the win. Seems a good solid worker, and straight forward and direct. You feel like he's in control.


I love Lee, he's a proper geezer while the rest of the boys are just toffs. I do like Raef as well, I hated him at first but I've grown to like him.
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