I just got peed on by my dog!

I came home, he was in laying in the yard and I started rubbing his belly and the next thing I now

bam! all on my face

*waits for witty "thats not pee" joke*

whats up guys?
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EDIT: On a more serious note, that sucks. My cat farted in my brothers face once, but your situation sounds worse.
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Last edited by nosushi4you at Mar 26, 2008,
Don't use 'gay' as a derogatory term. It's discriminatory and immature.
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Don't use 'gay' as a derogatory term. It's discriminatory and immature.

+1000 and also a lot of respect.

Anyways, My friend got peed on once by his brother
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Piss on your dog... problem solved

Have to agree, untill you do he will think you're his bitch, packing order man
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I wouldn't be friends with him after that whole text messege thing... not because he's a a cheater but because he's a text-messeger
Give him a hand....... no wait dont lol just pee on him or get your cat to fart in his face or play twister with him
Look in my eyes what do you see?
That's not pee!...

But seriously that sucks... I'd puke if I a dog pissed on my face.
Hey, at least your mouth wasn't open... right?
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Hahahahahahahahaahahaha.................................................................................on another note my dog did that once we had a guests and the man was a total dick, my dog walks in pees on his leg and walks out