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#1
For me it was the time I had a safe fall on me, I didn't know if my back had broke or not, that was bad.
#2
I looked at pr0n when my mom was in the same room...srsly.
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#3
Our car was attacked by drunken mexicans while it was parked in a trailer park.

I was the only one inside.

They kept shouting at me and breaking beer bottles over the windshield and hood.

Damn that ****ing sucked.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#4
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Our car was attacked by drunken mexicans while it was parked in a trailer park.

I was the only one inside.

They kept shouting out me and breaking beer bottles over the windshield and hood.

Damn that ****ing sucked.

you don't have a gun or anything?
#5
I went to /b/.......
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#6
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you don't have a gun or anything?


I was nine.


Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#7
i was mowing the lawn, i had to mow under the swing set, the swing got caught on the steering wheel (tractor mower) and the thing lifted up in the air, it was at a 90 degrees angle, and then smashed down on the wheels. I was 10. I will never sit on a tractor again.
#8
Snowboarding; got my ear licked up by my friend's skis. It was only scary for the few minutes my ear was pouring blood.
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#9
in grade 4 i got beat up by some teenagers while being videotaped
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cof_median11, you sick ****.
#10
thought i got my girlfriend pregnant
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#11
i once clicked on a stupid thread and got lag so i couldn't leave
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#12
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thought i got my girlfriend pregnant


I'm in the same boat.

But also....**** i forgot once i started reading these!

edit: I REMEMBER!!! I once was buying an eighth of the dankest weed i've ever had my hands on, and i left his house and was driving down the street to mine, when i look in my rearview mirror and out of nowhere a cop flips on its lights. Turned out he just pulled someone over for speeding in a school zone. But i was ready to heat that whole bag of weed if he was after me! Even if he pulled me over for something dumb he would be able to smell it. Thats how good it was...oh yes
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#13
I was stuck in a storm drain, during a rain storm
Rag Mop Do Do Duh DoDo Dedo Do!!!!!

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#14
i dropped my 12 string guitar and the headstock snapped off
cost as much to repair as it was to buy
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#16
Quote by dudetheman
I was nine.



oh lol. yeah, at that age i'd probably just hide under my bed crying. now i'd go cap those truckers.
#17
i was in an airplane, there was a pretty bad storm. and right after it took off, it got struck by lightning twice, obviously planes are built to handle this sorta thing, but that doesn't go through your head when you hear the engines slow, and your tush is lifting off the seat.. =[
#18
When I was like 10 i saw Scream(don;t remember which one) It scared the **** outta me.
My family went camping like 2 days later n there was a youth group there.
I was walking to the bathrooms late at night n a guy jumped out of the bushes with a Scream mask on and a cape. I practically shat my pants. I've never shook from fear before or since then .
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"It's coming right at me!"
#19
Theres two that stick out in my mind...

When I was younger, I'm not sure how old I really was, maybe 3 or 4, I was taking a bubble bath, and i didnt think there was enough bubbles apparently, so i grabbed what I THOUGHT was what my parents put in the tub, but turned out to be some high strength cleaner... Short story, I was blind for two weeks, completely no eyesight. I remember I had a nightmare when I was alseep and tried to run to my parents room without being able to see, and I felt hopelessly lost cause I didn't know where I was, but my parents found me.

My memory of that isnt as vivid as this story though. I was going to the T Station, and I was the only car there. So I go, pay my parking and turn around, and there's the kid near me, asking me for a dollar to get on the train or some ****. I say sure, and the second I pull out my wallet, this kid pulls out a knife and says he wants my wallet, cell phone, everything I have. So I don't want to hand this dude my wallet cause he has a knife so I instinctfully threw it on the ground at his feet. The dumbass looks down at it and reaches to get it WITH THE KNIFE HAND. Suddenly, as soon as the opportunity presented itself, I guess I snapped into instinct mode, and I wound up and straight up BOOTED this kid's mug, he flips over gripping his face, I grab his knife and throw it as far as I can, take my wallet, get in my car and take off. I had to wipe a ton of blood off of my shoe that I didn't notice at first because my shoes are black. I didn't even realize what happened till 5 minutes later when my adrenaline came down and I was driving away. But it was quite scary, and I remember every detail perfectly.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, the next day I drove back there to go back into Boston like I had originally planned, and I looked in the bushes in the direction I threw the knife, and I FOUND IT. Its what I use to cut my blunts
#20
Having an angry drunk man come after me with a bat and glass bottle thinking i shagged his sister. Top that.

Edit. Some of you have lol
#21
Shoes caught on fire. Tried to stamp on of em out and my trousers caught.

Not the most enjoyable chemistry class I ever had...
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#22
In my younger, more foolish years my friend and I thought I would be a good idea to sword fight, he grabbed a machete and I had a thin, hollow metal pole. Needless to say he managed to slice right through it and the tip of the machete scratched the colored part of my eye. It scarred up and I never thought I'd be able to see again. Luckily a week later it healed up.
#23
being young and stupid we were having a rock and stick fight, and I was hiding behind this big boulder
and my friend jumped up ontop of it and threw a rock the size of a shoebox down on where i was sitting seconds before

and I realized that I would have died...
#24
Two really weird things.
1) One day, a couple of friends and I were watching a ghosts video. After about 3 minutes of watching it, all of a sudden the computer turned itself off without the other lights turning off.
2) One day, I was tying to sleep when all of a sudden, I felt like I was falling. I opened my eyes and saw a pitch black background. I was not standing because I didn't feel my feet on the ground. I was like "where the hell am I?" Then I saw a big grassy field and I could feel breeze and the grass so vividly, that it did soooo not feel like a dream. I woke up later. After a while, I realized that what I did is called an astral projection, which is really odd.
#25
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My memory of that isnt as vivid as this story though. I was going to the T Station, and I was the only car there. So I go, pay my parking and turn around, and there's the kid near me, asking me for a dollar to get on the train or some ****. I say sure, and the second I pull out my wallet, this kid pulls out a knife and says he wants my wallet, cell phone, everything I have. So I don't want to hand this dude my wallet cause he has a knife so I instinctfully threw it on the ground at his feet. The dumbass looks down at it and reaches to get it WITH THE KNIFE HAND. Suddenly, as soon as the opportunity presented itself, I guess I snapped into instinct mode, and I wound up and straight up BOOTED this kid's mug, he flips over gripping his face, I grab his knife and throw it as far as I can, take my wallet, get in my car and take off. I had to wipe a ton of blood off of my shoe that I didn't notice at first because my shoes are black. I didn't even realize what happened till 5 minutes later when my adrenaline came down and I was driving away. But it was quite scary, and I remember every detail perfectly.



Your my new hero.

One that sticks in mind. Me and some mates got chased around my home town at 3am by some nutters in a BMW wearing balaclavas and stuff. There was n-one AT all anywhere, and i dunno, but they kept chasing us and i dunno, cos it was so dark, cold and barren, we kinda shat ourselfs (adreneline, also we were all pissed).

Not the scariest, but looking back, i'm suprised we wern't mugged or sabbed. They were tooled up to the nines in balaclavas and hoods, they were looking for violence. we heard in a paper a week after that some guy got his head kicked in by some lads right by we had been a night earlier...
#26
Every time I took a new drug in an unfamiliar place. And the time I had sex bareback and it hurt like hell to piss in the morning.
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#27
When i was in a car accident just over 5 years ago,
and when i was run over by a car on my way to work, thought i was going to die right there on the sidewalk as i had no helmet, and all my senses were fcuked, i couldnt feel anything and everything smelt like burning, all i could hear was a loud ring.
I looked down at my leg, my toes were 10 inches from my hip, i had dislocated my kneecap, and it was bent the wrong way,
i thought i was dead at one point, i could hear faint sirens and my heartbeat really loud, just like those dramatic movies, then black, and silence.
found out i had died for 6 minutes 43 seconds precisely.

yup, was scary.
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#28
Used a home pregnancy test thing.
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#29
My first panic attack, I thought I was dying
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#31
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Being 14, I can't top any, but I was skitching a car going 45 MPH, hit a pot hole, hit the car, hit the pavement. It sucked. I quit skating after that.

...your name isn't Mikey, from Exeter, is it?
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#32
dunno if this counts but i had meningitis wen i was six weeks old
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#33
When I was walking home one day and took the reflector thing off this dudes mailbox and he comes running out of his house yelling, "I got you cocksucker!" He was yelling and cursing in my face for like 5 minutes and thren threatened me with, "I'm gonna get my worker niggas in my shed to come **** you up!" I was 12 at the time and scared ****less and needless to say very confused. It turns out sombody have been taking those reflectors off his mailbox and driveway for quite a while and thought that I was the culprit.
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#34
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Being 14, I can't top any, but I was skitching a car going 45 MPH, hit a pot hole, hit the car, hit the pavement. It sucked. I quit skating after that.


skitching? I'm guessing you mean holding onto the bumper

and 45 mph as in like...almost 100 km an hour...as in HOLY ****?
#35
While Driving home from Canada on the expressway, I happen to look to my left and see a Jeep Cherokee cross the median that divides the expressway, hit a pothole in the ground, launch into the air to do a ****load of flips and spins and **** kinda like the tricks in SSX 3 but with a car, then land 10 feet away from my car. All I heard in that 30 seconds were my mom and aunt going **** **** ****!

It turns the guy that was driving fell asleep at the wheel. The ending result of the car was ridiculous, all doors were broken open, both airbags were deployed and the trunk door was popped off and lying a few feet away. The driver walked away with a few bruised ribs and bloody lip.

That and getting mugged by some huge black guy with a baseball bat while stoned out of my mind are the two most scariest events of my life.
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#36
We were in a theme park in South Africa and there was this 'ride' called the slingshot where three people would be strapped to a big elastic string and be risen up, then when you were at the top (which was high) you had to pull a cord to release yourself. But as we were going up, the guys in charge of the ride thought it would be funny to play a trick on us. As we were going up, one of them stood behind us and threw an extra safety strap over our shoulders to make us think something fell off and then they put a look of worry on their face and on top of that I'm afraid of heights.
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#37
going to the eye doctors to get glasses and he told me i may have eye cancer (I didnt know of such a thing) then after 30 mins of him poking me with **** in the "cancerous" area he decided it was just a sweat gland... i almost hit em
#38
me and my bro were walking to the store and a gang of guys stopped us and got us against a fence. they wanted money from us, so we tried to lie and say we didn't have any. luckily some cars passing by started honking and they let us go, but i almost pissed myself there. its pretty funny now that i think about it...
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#39
Probably a panic attack.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
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