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Like movies? Believe in God? If you're a TRUE Christian, you wouldnt watch ANY movies without consulting this website first. Its a point-based system that takes points off of movies for each thing that is bad. Its pretty self explanatory, check it out. I laughed when "The Jesus Movie" got only an 80.

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epic now equals lame
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yes because true christians can only stay on the farm and churn butter all day, while keeping a pitchfork handy to smack the gay out of queers if we see them...


stop being an ignorant prick


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LOL sin city got 0/100 and i thought that a movie where a Minster gets choked to death would get a great review
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yes because true christians can only stay on the farm and churn butter all day, while keeping a pitchfork handy to smack the gay out of queers if we see them...


stop being an ignorant prick


I'm pretty sure he was mocking the creators of the website, rather than Christians, in general. Calm down.
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yes because true christians can only stay on the farm and churn butter all day, while keeping a pitchfork handy to smack the gay out of queers if we see them...


stop being an ignorant prick


Good point

Where does all this Christian and religion in general stereotypes come from, its bloody annoying, especially from people who say they are open minded.
#14
A toddler movie based on the biblical story of Jonah got points docked for "Violence" (getting swallowed by a whale) and "Impudence/Hate" (Jonah disobeying god) on that site... haha
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i dont like the fact that some people can decide what is appropriate for other people to watch and it be acceptable to god. i am a christian, dont get me wrong, but that is a little self-righteous of them to declare what is alright and not alright.

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#20
lmao most of the most boring movies got the highest ratings, you Christians cant have any fun so keep that to yourselves please instead of trying to spread it here.