#3
Lol.. I love how they ask for your phone number.

EDIT: It wouldn't connect. I got bored.
#4
I read the thread title as "Chat with a Moron" and EL OH ELd.
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#5
I saw Jesus.
????
He gave me these tablets.
????
Let's go to Utah.

Ehh. Ok..sounds logical, right?
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#7
Sarah-Hi how can I help you?
Me-I would like 2 cheeseburgers and some curly fries
Me-You do deliver right?
hasnt responded lol
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#8
I really just think the mormon relgion is on eof the more idiotic of the religions, no offense of course :P
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#10
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I really just think the mormon relgion is on eof the more idiotic of the religions, no offense of course :P

I agree. But maybe I just don't understand it...
#12
Yeah, I've tried to understand it, I'm interested in most religions, although I have none, but my friend is a die hard mormon, won't even swear, look at a naked woman, drink a soda, he doesn't even jerk it! haha, but from what he's explained to me the religion is just, well, stupid to me.
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#13
i got one mesage back (i asked what they believe) they asked what i knew
i said, not much im a jew
rly im cristian
and know a lot
sarah is gonna get a run for her money lol
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#15
my uncle is mormon.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#16
Mormons, they worship hats.
SCALD
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so true ^.
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#17
Quote by CaptainOfSmug
Yeah, I've tried to understand it, I'm interested in most religions, although I have none, but my friend is a die hard mormon, won't even swear, look at a naked woman, drink a soda, he doesn't even jerk it! haha, but from what he's explained to me the religion is just, well, stupid to me.



How does he not explode?
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#18
Damn... why won't it connect!? I want to know their return policy on coathangers!
#19
Robbie: Hello, how can I help you?
Joe: Are you real or a machine?
Joe: Hello?
Robbie: Haha...I real
Robbie: Sorry...I'm real.
Joe: Ok.
Joe: I kind of had some **** happen and I figured since you guys are religious and all that you could give me some advice.
Robbie: Ok, shoot, what do you need?
Joe: Well...I watched a guy get stabbed on my front lawn. A couple of chavs just ran up and knifed him.
Joe: I called 911 and sat in the house for a while, and later I saw those two guys again.
Joe: They recognized me, and they chased me down the street. I was afraid for my life, so I picked up a big rock and threw it at one of them, and hit him in the head.
Joe: I ran home and hid for a while and told my parents...and I'm kind of worried.
Robbie: That's pretty scary! But how can I help you? Is there some advice you want?
Joe: I got in one little fight, and my mom, she got scared, she said "Your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
Joe: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later!". I walked up on the porch, I was finally there, to sit on my thrown, as the prince of Bel Air.
Robbie: Ok

.....................

I feel like a terrible person
#21
when i was younger my family went to a mormon church five minutes away from our house.
we have since left and for the last five years three young men come to visit and I always have to say "I'm sorry they aren't available" when they ask for my parents.
now, they park at the end of my neighborhood and bang loudly on the front door.
one time my door was unlocked and they actually opened the door.
in conclusion: some mormons are CRAZY and i now am terrified of them
#22
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Robbie: Hello, how can I help you?
Joe: Are you real or a machine?
Joe: Hello?
Robbie: Haha...I real
Robbie: Sorry...I'm real.
Joe: Ok.
Joe: I kind of had some **** happen and I figured since you guys are religious and all that you could give me some advice.
Robbie: Ok, shoot, what do you need?
Joe: Well...I watched a guy get stabbed on my front lawn. A couple of chavs just ran up and knifed him.
Joe: I called 911 and sat in the house for a while, and later I saw those two guys again.
Joe: They recognized me, and they chased me down the street. I was afraid for my life, so I picked up a big rock and threw it at one of them, and hit him in the head.
Joe: I ran home and hid for a while and told my parents...and I'm kind of worried.
Robbie: That's pretty scary! But how can I help you? Is there some advice you want?
Joe: I got in one little fight, and my mom, she got scared, she said "Your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
Joe: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later!". I walked up on the porch, I was finally there, to sit on my thrown, as the prince of Bel Air.
Robbie: Ok

.....................

I feel like a terrible person



I got robbie too, he was an asshole to me... he stopped responding when i said that i came to that site following a link on a porno site
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#23
Sarah: Hi, How can I help you?
Joe: Yeah
Joe:I was wondering
Joe: Who is Jesus?
Joe: I mean it
Sarah: We believe that Jesus is the son of god and our savior and redeemer.
Joe: oh
Joe:Is Jesus also God?
Joe: Jesus Christ, this is slow.
Sarah: Let me send a link to you http://www.newsroom.lds.org/ldsnewsroom/eng/commentary/what-mormons-believe-about-jesus-christ
Joe: Thank you
Joe I do have one more question though
Joe: Do YOu LieK Teh MudkiPZ!!!111


No response
Hi, how are you?
#25
currently i have todd
i have plans...lol
this will be fun
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#26
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I got robbie too, he was an asshole to me... he stopped responding when i said that i came to that site following a link on a porno site

What a bitch!


I don't know anything about mormons. Inform me.
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#28
Todd redirected me to David and David just kept sending me info on Jesus
#29
Todd:Hi how are you?
Me:Not so good, im in a bind and need some advice
Me:Well me and my gf are 15, and one day i didnt have any self control and got her pregnant. We were wondering what to do w/ the baby
Todd:Are you members of the church?
Me:my parents make me go every once in a while
Todd:have you been baptised?
Me:No, we started going very recently
Todd:I am not qualified to answer that. I suggest you talk to a local pastor. Im sorry
Me: I think you misunderstood what i asked
Me: we were wondering whether to BBQ or fry the baby
Me:as a man i prefer BBQ but she thinks otherwise

....still no response lol
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