#1
So I was sitting in front of my computer eating cornflakes and browsing UG, when I have to sneeze. Then I notice that I have to burp as well. Both happen at the same time and now I have a nosebleed.

wtf.

Anyone have anything similar happen?
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#3
hmm I coughed and burped at the same time once and vomited
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#4
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#6
its the apocalypse.
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#8
ummm... alll i can say is.. OW!
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#11
once St. Anger came on the radio and I hit a dog.

Kinda the same.
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#13
Quote by Pisforprenup
one time i was eating a bowl of rice and i sneezed and some rice came out of my nose

i can top that. try meatloaf. it freakign HURT!
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#14
Quote by Pisforprenup
one time i was eating a bowl of rice and i sneezed and some rice came out of my nose


So that means I burp blood?


If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
#16
one time i was eating some ramen and had a cough/sneeze attack and i ended pulling a 3 inch noodle from my nose

not the most pleasant feeling in the world
#17
My sneezes always sound/feel like coughs at the same time.
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#18
Quote by Alex S.
one time i was eating some ramen and had a cough/sneeze attack and i ended pulling a 3 inch noodle from my nose

okay. thats just not right.
But i'm barely holding on. Where did i go wrong? Choking on the difference between me and the world.i am a poet. happy people dont write.
#19
I once sneezed and farted at the same time, it was glorious.
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#21
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I once sneezed and farted at the same time, it was glorious.

I knew someone was going to say something along those lines.
#22
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I threw up so hard once that it came out of my nose

it was a cupcake

I call shenanigans!
#23
Quote by Alex S.
one time i was eating some ramen and had a cough/sneeze attack and i ended pulling a 3 inch noodle from my nose

not the most pleasant feeling in the world



lol I would've just left it dangling from my nose and walked around like that
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#24
psssh when i was 6ish i puked (bananas) and coughed at the same time, fell down, and had an out of body experience
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#25
omg.... i think i just died a little inside.
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#26
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I call shenanigans!


*Walks in* "You guys talking about shenanigans?"
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#27
Quote by OrangePossum
I call shenanigans!


Believe it or not but it did happen

Though I can see that it does sound fake
#28
i once sneezed so hard, my head popped.
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#30
you should have recorded it, looped it, and set it to metal
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#31
Pfft, I was playing Fight Night against my friend and I hit him so hard in the game his nose started bleeding in REAL LIFE. Hand to God (although he does get nosebleeds all the time, the timing was impeccable).
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#33
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*Walks in* "You guys talking about shenanigans?"

"Sounds like someone called shenanigans."
"SHENANIGANSSSSSS"
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#34
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"Sounds like someone called shenanigans."
"SHENANIGANSSSSSS"



Lol, thank you! I've been waiting.
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#35
I can't believe no one has said

"Pics or it didn't happen"

And

"You now have teh Aidz."
#36
Quote by The Virtuoso
I once sneezed and farted at the same time, it was glorious.


i did that and it hurt...
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